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Cat sh¡t is worse. I never pick up dog scat. Horse turds smell yummy. Fox crap is the daddy.

I was until last night....bumped into my mate the geordie and a packet of Regals.

Hamster, what nick are you based at?

I would bum your dad, snowball your mum, teabag your sister and fist you to save your mum.

Keep us informed on what you drink, peanut consumption, ming3 awareness etc.

Snowing here like crazy. Just had an inch in 10 minutes.

Liar.

Please fill your bird nuts up.

Move this to the loooooouuuunge please modettes, it is uber serious.

I am edging

Just had a phone call from manchester, apparently they have 4' of the white stuff.

I can't wait to try my new husky out.

I love snow threads.

Expect to wake up with 12" in the morning. :cool: London & South East England: Hampshire Oxfordshire Southampton W Berkshire Very Heavy Snowfall There is a high risk of an extreme weather event affecting parts of Southern England this evening and overnight. A period of exceptionally heavy snowfall is expected with accumulations of 15-30 cm and perhaps in excess of 40 cm. This is expected to cause widespread disruption to the transport network and could lead to problems with power supplies. The public are advised to take extreme care and refer to the Highways Agency for further advice on traffic disruption on motorways and trunk roads. Issued at: 1135 Tue 5 Jan

Mine is too, put a coat on ;/

How about Israel. Don't forget to pack your shell suit and tell Aviv you're coming. Personally I'd choose Phuket, for that never to forget ladyboy experience. P.S. If you do decide on Patong, say hi to George.

Now that is fun and a waste of money, I bet you within 3 months your tooth will have died, fallen out and will be waiting under your chuggington pillow for the tooth fairy to collect.

They only tend to do this method when there is a major build up of plaque build up inside the gum line. Did you have smelly breath? And when I say smelly, I mean wheeliebin in august smelly?

Were you touching cloth?

Is the Chapel open for this game?

How much are the tickets ?

I think it is a absolute disgrace. Talk about rubbing salt into the wounds of fellow countrymen who have fought & died for their country. I could understand if it was in bradford or leeds, but to take it to this picturesque country town is wrong. I hope they have a rather large welcome party to greet them. When is it?

Just as the porn video finishes loading a message appears at the corner of my screen: "Battery low - 5 mins remaining" Game on.

Open your bloody eyes then. Oh sorry...

Thanks for that Tokyo Saint. It's good to get an updated version without manchester united on there.