vectraman

My issue is he said he wants fast passing to get up field, but it’s so ponderous and slow. Particularly from the back where tippy tippy wank football continues. Time to put his foot down and make it clear - quick forward looking passes or you’re out the team. We still can’t shake off the LEGO head shit slow football, mainly because the central defence is unchanged. THB and Stephens ARE decent championship quality, but by fuck do they need a rocket up their arses to get the ball forward quicker. Downes ditto. We bought Downs as a pacey forward but he’s not even a starter - yet again we try to be clever and worry about ‘sell on value bollocks’ rather than buying the right player for the job. Keifer Moore, cheap, direct, a handful - job done. Not us. Let’s be clever. Bore off SR. It is about results now, not the future you melts. We simply have to play two up front - Stewart and Archer play off each other, and go old school 4-4-2. Coz what we are doing with a midget up front is not and will never work in the championship, please just sort it out.

Not exactly Mr prolific at any time in his entire career…Averages a goal about every 10 games. We already have lots of forwards who are of similar non exciting stats…

catchphrase… Whelmed Under

According to Wiki he’s 5’11”…. I always thought he was short too!

BBD looks knackered after 5 minutes 😱

Downes pass is it up in the air to Norwich. WTF was that?!

Got a smack in the face against Stoke.

I thought Palace were lacking squad depth - had two sub goalies on the bench on Saturday! Logic says they wouldn’t want to let him go, but not in Saturday’s squad, so that to me says they will let him go. Which also says that they aren’t really that bothered about losing him. Another signing who probably won’t be good enough if we go up. So probably won’t be able to shift him on as he’s on a 4 year deal, another member of the deadwood squad. * Cynical old me I know. Possible he can improve I guess but alarm bells for me that Sheff Utd didn’t want him…

Bazunu £12 million. McCarthy ~£70k a week minus relegation penalty. (40%?) Stoke - Johannson signed for £1 million. What pisses fans off is paying ridiculous amounts of money for a ‘project’ and then pig headedly sticking with him because they can’t admit they got it wrong. He is worth ~£1 million as a mid table championship keeper. We have blown 12 times that on him, and no doubt we will spunk a new contract on him to ‘protect’ our investment. That is what annoys supporters. Literally wasting money. For 3 years or so the criticism of SR is the same - don’t buy projects, buy first team starters. This is why our squad is too big, it’s full of failed ‘aren’t we clever projects’ who nobody wants. Buy quality, buy it once. We were shopping in Aldi, for a Marks and Spencer’s party last season. Now it seems we are looking at going to the Salvation Army soup kitchens for a Tesco’s party this year. They don’t want to do the right thing, they want to continue being clever. We can all see that.

💰💰💰💰💰 normally is the answer. We could comfortably pay him more than Stoke. Moot point though because we aren’t going to try and sign him anyway. Baz is our 🥇and that has always been the intention.

Hopefully one of the other interested teams sign him rather than us. Unwanted by Palace, Sheffield United didn’t want to buy him after his loan spell, and quite frankly we already have Sam Edozie who has a similar record and would cost us nothing. No thanks. That would be an underwhelming signing with a capital U.

I’d definitely suggest a certain goalkeeper too - Ramsdale?! Most definitely a starter!

Having sat at St Mary’s and watched today’s match, here is my take on it… As many have said Adam Armstrong is not a 9. Please stop trying to play him there. If Stewart and Downs are our ‘proper’ 9s why are we not playing them there from the start? Why bother signing Downs if he isn’t good enough to start. My major gripe with SR is signing ‘ones for the future’ . If they aren’t first team starters just don’t bother signing them Our squad is full of average championship players, that we now can’t get rid of. Why oh why couldn’t you just sign Josh Sargent as a proper 9 and done with it? Cameron Archer - did he even touch the ball today? Having said that, Downs was constantly asking for a ball over the top to run onto. Never ever did we try it. He wants space to run into, Christ sake play the ball through/over the top to him quickly. Our midfield was so slow and unadventurous. Our horrible CB to MF to CB to MF crab football was back. Stoke were sat back, 10/11 behind the ball, having a cigar whilst we pissed about doing the square root of fuck all most of the game. Only Robinson would risk taking anybody on 1:1 Not once in the entire game did our full backs take a man on to get past him. 2-1 down and it was back to Russell Martin pass ball. WTF is going on? Hopefully Will Still will read them the riot act and get some home truths into them. Turgid, slow, careless passing, pointless (literally) football. Boy do we need a couple of pacy tricky wingers in the side. Ditch the wanky back 5 and start playing fast progressive football. Stoke were masters of the dark arts, and we did not a thing about it. Their 2nd goal (a proper fast break (Saints take note)) should have seen Capt Jack haul him down and take a yellow. But no, they score. Amateur time again. QUESTION - why do we piss about with these stupid goal kicks which achieve nothing, take an eternity to get going enabling the opposition to all get back behind the ball. Where keeper and 2 defenders are all in our 6 yard box. Drives me insane watching the slow robotic play. You’ve got some quality Saints, but by fuck are you not showing it. For Sports Republic - buy quality or just don’t bother please.

🤞🤞Armstrong scores and proves all us doubters wrong.

Ahhh you looked at the highlights video. You need the lowlights video for the compare/contrast 😉 Be great if every player had a shit moments video too - really would be more telling and accurate than the selected highlights!