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Vestergaard and Faes as the twin fulcrums of a Martin side playing out from the back would be a sight to behold and absolutely solid comedy gold.

Oh sweet Jesus, not this again. Surely you must see the tiny flaws in that otherwise brilliant strategy? Really? His first managerial appointment an unmitigated disaster and sacked after 14 games? £7m wasted on an Isthmian quality centre forward? I'm not sure an absolute shitshow for 14 games followed by two scraped wins, two good performances and one sound beating, while sitting in 14th not far off half way through the season qualify as 'coming good' and everyone should be lining up to suck Spors off just yet. No comment

I’d punt Edwards as well. Looks to have slipped to fifth in the pecking order and we’d probably get a decent Championship level fee for him from QPR or someone desperate as he still seems to have a pretty good rep but that hasn’t been borne out whenever I’ve seen him play for us. Promote one of the u21s to be fifth choice and free up probably £5-6m or whatever plus wages to add to the fund for a big, strong, powerful, hunky target man.

Ian Andrews? Eric Nixon? Big Willy Caballero?

Kathy Lloyd. Kick it old-skool.

Tom's hips sink Skipp

"What the f*** did you say? You calling me a c***?" #TondaDeathStare

And the Wembley cup final after beating Liverpool home and away. YAWN

Kill, in cold blood and in full view of the cameras. Send a message.

Christ, he's intense. Fixing Blackmore with a cold, unwavering gaze like he's weighing up whether to take on pity him, kill him or fuck him

Loving the song the Hearts fans have for Claudio Braga

That's got that quantity surveyed

Preach

Personally I’d like to see an unchanged team and shape. We’ve done nothing but chop and change this season, so some continuity would be nice and now we’ve shown we can play let’s let the opposition worry about us for a change. Guarantee they won’t be looking forward to it too much now they’ve seen what we can do a decent team if we hit our straps.

In a sick bed in Ipswich