Midfield_General

Whenever I seem the name of the sports journalist Nick Mashiter I can't help but think that it sounds like something painful that one could do to oneself while using an old-fashioned razor for a bit of manscaping

Wtf is van Dijk doing there? Best central defender in the world my arse. Not fit to lace Schlotterbeck's boots.

His surname's pronounced 'a-bash-a-mun' it doesn't seem that difficult to me, but then some people struggled with 'Bazunu' for four years, so what do I know

Psycho Dennis Dowie Punch

Have we got a recent/ failed former Head of Football Insights looking for a job? Because that's who they'll hire

And to think you used to call him a son-in-law nancy boy

Deeney sucking up to Tonda there as soon as he has to speak to his face, after spending months relentlessly slagging him off in the media. Coward.

Getting £30m for him and then getting him back, while he’s still performing at this level, for less than we paid for Alan McLoughlin in 1990 is up there as one of the more shrewd bits of business the club’s done.

I just love the spine we’ve got now when everyone’s fit. Peretz > Schlotterbeck > Downes > Larin through the centre of the team is so strong for championship level. Then add other battlers like Bree, Stephens, JWP, Jander, Matsuki and we’re a physical match for anyone in this division. Azaz surprised me with how much he got stuck in up top on his own against the skates as well. We’re not a team of son-in-laws (tm) getting bullied anymore.

Yep. THB was good, but Schlotterbeck wins more in the air and the defence is better with him in it. Fantastic bit of business. And he’s not only better himself, but he’s made Stephens better too. Reminds me of how playing next to Fonte made Lovren better.

Got the rub of the green today that we didn't get against Bolton. Took our chances well when we got them. Stunner from Bree and really pleased to see Dobbin get one. He looks to be increasing in confidence and he was very decent today. Schlotterbeck and Stephens also both fought hard, and Matsuki put in a real shift before he ran himself into the ground. Annoying that Wellington shit out of the tackle for their second goal. That ball was his to win, him bottling out of it made the last few minutes much nervier than they should have been. But Peretz showed the difference it makes having a proper keeper. With someone else in goal we could have conceded four or five. A brilliant, brave performance from him that won the game.

They're taking it well though Can't believe anyone was deluded enough to think beating ****ing Bromley was a sign things were turning in the right direction Useless ****ing clown who has assembled a squad of useless ****ing clowns and instilled them with a useless ****ing clown mentality The right time to sack him was the day he was hired, every day since has been a waste of everyone's ****ing time

Saints to win 2-0 and shut you negative bunch of tarts right up

Nah it was definitely Norwich. 1-0 down at half time then Le Tiss was unplayable second half, scored another hat trick for a 4-1 win. Think Kevin Moore got the other one. So, so cold.