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Oh come on now. You know at 3-0 last night they were singing 'We want nine' and 'It's happened again', right? Do you think when the ninth flew in at St Mary's they were sat there politely, stoically wishing us well? No, they were dancing about and pointing and laughing and singing and ripping the piss out of us as they absolutely should be doing. Going to the football is all about taking the piss. Dish it out when you can, and sit and suck it up when you have to. That's basically the point of a football crowd and what makes it fun. It's not the opera. How much crap have we taken from opposing fans over the car crash of the last few years? Finally, we get the chance to dish a bit out. Let's make the most of it for a few days, because it won't last and it doesn't happen very often when you support a club like ours, especially when it's in the state it's in at the minute.

Dear Leicester City, Look, I get that you probably felt bad for us and wanted to make amends after the 9-0, the 5-0, the 4-1 and the 97th minute 3-2 - and that's kind of you, it really is. But as compensation goes, you'd already done plenty. You'd taken Bertrand. You'd taken Vestergaard. You'd considered appointing Russell Martin. We could have just called it quits at Joe Aribo. That would have been more than enough. But letting us win from 3-0 down for the first time ever in 141 years? On your own patch? Letting Ryan Manning have one? Bringing on Jordan Ayew? It's just too much. So I don't want you to think we're not grateful, but that's enough now. It's becoming overwhelming, and, to be honest, a bit creepy. Look, we like you. Just not... like 'that'. So you can stop now. We'll still see you this Saturday, OK? But just as friends. I hope you understand.

Love how the cheers for the goals get progressively louder each time Absolutely incredible, fair play lads, that was immense

Fawa has gone onto Leicester’s official club tv channel. It’s just former players sat in silence unable to speak. It’s amazing, like watching a funeral

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3-1 down and chasing the game Let's get Manning on

I'm actually finding that listening to whoever this pissed-sounding Irishman is, is preferable to Tessem screeching gibberish

Are you a fucking shit Championship team who hasn’t won in ages? Dr Eckert will see you now

and it would have been so, so beautiful after all, they were training like beasts

If you're not ready to clap along while watching 11 goals given away as a direct result of trying and failing to play out from the back, then you're an idiot who doesn't understand football. And don't forget 'It's not tactical, it's mentality', delivered with that trademark condescending sneer. Especially after you've started a Premier League game with five centre forwards on the bench and none starting on the pitch (Bournemouth away - lost), or played a radical U-shape formation with literally no-one playing as a central forward and Ben Brereton Diaz as a tricky, flying wide man with chalk on his boots (Forest at home - lost). It's never your tactics though is it Russ, oh dear me no.

Mad challenge Can’t wait to see him rock up at Leicester after they unveil Russ as the new gaffer

Boro 2-0 up. Coventry set to slip into 2nd after blowing a 10 point lead. See you in the play-offs Frank, you great big twat.

Awesome. Spent eight weeks in Buenos Aires a few years ago. It's my favourite city in the world and that looks absolutely amazing. Have a brilliant time.

Chatted about it on another thread - Clarke got a hat-trick on his debut in a 5-1 win at home against QPR on the opening day of the season.

Yeah Rideout got two