Midfield_General

What was the comment, from whom to whom?

AI as in Artificial Intelligence? If so, that’s another cracking source, and certainly the way I’d imagine football clubs are valued in the City to prepare them for acquisition. Just type it into Google, see what Gemini reckons, there’s your price. EDIT: My mistake, it seems it was ChatGPT not Gemini: https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/ai-predicts-the-value-of-southampton-fc-as-simon-jordan-drops-sale-claim/ Keep it coming lads, this is gold

Well that’s me convinced, I certainly can’t think of a more reliable source than the things that Matt Le Tissier says on Twitter

Cheers 👍

This is an interesting headline from the Echo, given Lallana's past. "SAINTS midfielder Mateus Fernandes has revealed Adam Lallana's advice, which could help him play for the biggest clubs in England." https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/25123554.southamptons-fernandes-reveals-key-advice-lallana/ Can anyone with a subscription share the full article?

Joking aside Chris, I was surprised that that name was in the frame, although it does tally with what Mike said after the Sholing meeting in February. I should hear more later - I'll keep you posted, keep an eye on your PM's.

A new takeover thread, hooray! Let's dust off the Saints takeover bingo card so we can all play over the summer. To kick things off: - Yacht spotted in Ocean Village - Barry the Briefcase - Earlobe identification (hopefully the advance of AI will make this process more efficient) - Posts that start with "I can't post it on here but I have it on good authority", people using each other's real first names to demonstrate they are on the inside and saying "I've PM'ed you Brian" - One or two people who actually know a few things drowned out by loads of absolute fantasists making stuff up and pretending to be important - Micky Fialka mounting a late bid from his bedroom in his mum's house What have I missed?

Still reeling, 18 months later, from the BOMBSHELL revelation that Alpine and Glasgow were one and the same Absolute scenes

Just grind out the most boring point imaginable please lads Then you can all leave

Because we haven't had a decent ginger since Svensson and we have a duty to get our numbers back up

To be fair, Russ made Fatawu look like a world beater by bringing on his old buddy Fraser at left back for him to absolutely destroy. Fraser got skinned all ends up by him for their first goal, then straight after that stood off him and let him get a shot away which hit the bar. For good measure he then gave away a penalty, from which they equalised, and got sent off. A masterful substitution which turned a 2-0 lead into a 2-3 defeat. Although in that match the penalty not given by that wanker Taylor for the blatant foul against Onuachu remains the most outrageous decision we've had against us this season.

Sounds like De Zerbi is about to become available following a monumental fall-out with his entire squad at Marseille. He'd obviously be aiming way higher than us, but could see Bournemouth going for him if Iraola goes, or Leeds if they're looking for an upgrade on Farke.

We should hire him, let him get us promoted, then immediately sack him too, just for a laugh

So you’re saying that his weakness is that he has no strength

If I was a betting man I’d say that if Martin stays in this country he’ll end up at Leicester for next season. He’s not getting a PL job any time soon so I’d say that’s probably the next best thing. Could see him going to Rangers though, battering pub teams most weeks in a two-horse race would be a great way to make himself look good.