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The funniest thing about that image is anyone thinking that they're big time because they're in a roped off area of a fucking Pitcher and Piano 🤣

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Forecast Still only 39. CHDAJFU? Probably on a par with Long. Btw - just look at his career stats on that page. Tottenham -> Southampton -> Grimsby Town (loan) -> Eastbourne Borough (loan) -> Thurrock (loan) -> Bromley (loan) -> Gillingham (loan) -> Chelmsford (loan) -> Dartford (loan). Total appearances for Saints: 0. Total appearances for 7 mainly non-league clubs after leaving Saints: 34, with no more than 11 at any single club, even at Isthmian level. That's the player we agreed to part exchange for 7 x Footballer of the Year and 5 x Champions League winner Gareth Bale. I know we were skint at the time and got well and truly Levy'd but Jesus Christ I love this club, I really do

Great pod this, btw. Only recently started listening but now really look forward to it popping up on a Monday morning. Nice work 👍

Brendan Rodgers set to accept a job in the Saudi Pro League: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/dec/15/brendan-rodgers-in-talks-to-take-over-at-saudi-pro-league-club-al-qadsiah I'm sure they've waved huge wads of cash at him, multiples more than we ever would. But would he have been tempted by the Saints job if he'd been offered it over Eckert? I guess we'll never know now, but it will be interesting to see how he gets on and whether his heart's still in it or it's now just a case of him going wherever gets him the biggest payday possible for the rest of his career.

And since then he has brought me to the verge of obliterating my radio with a lump hammer It's like listening to the lovechild of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Werner Herzog furiously drivelling on after a couple of lines of moody beak

Spot on. From Svensson, Fonte, Lovren, Alderweireld and Van Dijk to building the club around Jack fucking Stephens. Absolute comedy gold.

Fraser the absolute epitome of this today. Did he pass forwards or go past a man once today? Absolute coward of a footballer.

If Bazunu had come more than 2 yards off his line to come and claim that easy, lofted cross into the box like any proper goalkeeper does then it wouldn’t have been an issue. I was coming and catching crosses like that at Tyro level. He is fucking appalling.

Tonda somehow manages to deliver a performance that was like the lovechild of the worst of Still and the worst of Martin. At the back, Martin's awful, pointless, tippy tappy shit inviting pressure and creating panic, and going forward, Still's low-energy, clueless, patternless, pointless floaty high balls for big central defenders to calmly nod away from our sea of midgets. Absolutely putrid.

We could do a lot worse than get Bree back and reintegrate him for the rest of the season. He'd be a much better option than Fraser to start at RWB in situations where Fellows is out or when we need to change it to add a bit more defensive solidity. From what we've seen of Roerslev I'd say Bree looks a better all round player and has been playing well for Charlton too, getting forward and creating.

They are indeed shrewd judges of a custodian

It's a really interesting one. All the arguments about how well Armstrong is doing and the fact we've already got 4 centre forwards on the books are totally valid. But you'd hope that the club wouldn't see it as simplistically as that. Stewart is permanently injured and bar a miracle, Downs looks like a flop signing who isn't going to contribute much, if anything. That leaves us with Armstrong and Archer as actual realistic options. What if Armstrong gets injured tomorrow? Are we going to rely on Archer for the rest of the season to score the number of goals that a team needs to get promoted? And then the other point is about the profile of strikers we have. With Stewart out and Downs not ready, our two realistic CF options have quite similar profiles (small, quick, like to play off the shoulder), and there's only really one way we can play in order to play to their strengths, which is how we're playing at the minute. I don't think there's a manager in the land who wouldn't like to have the option to play more than one way, so there is totally still an argument to bring in a bigger, stronger forward who offers more aerial threat. It's not about having more back-ups, it's about having options with players of different profiles to change it up if it's not working or we get sussed out. The fabled 'Plan B' that everyone says a manager should always have. I don't think we will get another striker either btw, but there's definitely an argument for it that is more nuanced than 'we're already got 4 centre forwards so we don't need any more'. I guess the problem is that regardless of who is permanently injured or just not good enough, we still have to pay them all, so if we need to make space then we should send Downs out on loan to find his feet or his confidence or whatever, and get a better version of him in.

On his way here in January. Just waiting for the President to OK it.

You're right that he tries. Unfortunately though, Stephens' idea of leadership is to shout a lot, but he couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery. He can't even organise himself. He's habitually out of position, and always watching the ball rather than his man, which he has been guilty of his entire career and at 31 is clearly never going to grow out of as a player. You need football intelligence to organise a defence, and he just doesn't have it. None of our current crop of defenders or keepers do. Fonte was amazing at it, from the moment he joined us in League One to when we were a good Premier league side. It's why Lovren looked like a world-beater when he was playing for us and then became a calamity when he went to Liverpool - when he went there he didn't have Jose constantly telling him what he needed to be doing. We need someone with the footballing intelligence of a Fonte in that back line.

It’s not just physical attributes that are missing though. We really, really need an ‘organising’ defender who understands how to marshal a back line and who is highly vocal and makes sure everyone is doing their jobs, in the right place, stepping up at the right time, marking people etc. We don’t have anyone who can do that and it’s one of the reasons we’re a mess at the back.