Tokyo-Saint

Nah, I don't really like football.

Those are classed in the 'not going to happen' section the9. So just a west ham loss and saints win and we are top 10 and Turks eats humble pie etc.

So as those other things aren't going to happen, we just have to beat stoke and hope west ham lose and we finish 10th. Is that about it?

What would have to happen to finish in each position please?

We never win on penalties, this worries me!

Are you counting away goals there? I heard they count double. As we are at home next, this could be a great danger for us.

So are we staying up? Can someone just go over the permutations one more time please?

This is umpahars' 'out of bounds' room.

Sh!t, I thought I was posting under my Saint-Bletch user name. Sorry everyone!

At the risk of bear giving me minus rep points for being serious on the lounge - check this out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CLdMe7eHe4

I'm sorry Charlet is your father and one directed hit down an exhaust shift on to the flux capacitor and this place is gonna blow.

Your more of a lactating nipples man, I can tell.

Brave or stupid bear - I'm not sure which. And to stay on topic. Yeah, I hope we beat Sunderland too. I hate those horse punching Geordie, byker grove, Ant and Dec wannabes. I will never forgive them for stealing Sheara off us.

Bearsy runs the infraction gauntlet and laughs in the face of permi-bans. See you on mums net bear!

Turks pulls you up on stuff, you pull everyone else up, I pull Turks up and bear pulls me up. Dems the forum rules.

I'm sure he'll be fine...

I also look on the conception forums to check I ain't in danger. Turns out that most of the places I chunk are fine but you've got to keep up to date with these things, just in case.

I have a friend in Birmingham who suffers from cracked nipples and I said I would look it up for him. Brian, this is for you... http://www.mumsnet.com/babies/cracked-nipples

Mums net has loads of forums though, different ones for different areas. You'll be in the Birmingham one and I'll be in the cool one, we'll never meet again!

Bear's forum life s hanging by a thread, just 1 fraction point away from joining Dune and Cheese on Toast on facebook & twitter, Bletch has already been killed in combat, Spudders has been caught in some kind of commuting loop, our man on the inside (justice Mike) has gone missing, even milts has stopped posting mental stuff because of the stazi. What's going to happen when this place blows? I don't want to end up over on the ugly inside trying to reassemble to troops for one last attack on the main board. We need a Hoth style meet up point. Any ideas?

I'm getting worked up chuck, I'm furious, just thinking up what about at the moment.

question 78 - what happened to the original dumb questions?

Nah those red cards are just for you bear. I liked that other forum, it was like a holiday and some of them already knew us. The problem was they didn't have a muppet show forum just one thread for non boring footbally saints talk. How can there be 21 pages about are we safe or not? Just do the maths and if you can't do that, just hope we win or something, don't be bothering the internet with your dumbness.

Chalet's gonna get you banned bear and then we'll have to move to that other dumb forum which is like a reverse world. Remember all those rumours that Chalet boned that American political, I think he is still angry about you starting that. Completely unrelated question: Which SWF mod is Condalisa Rice talking about here?

Did you say thank you? It's the latest crazy started by Alps.