Tokyo-Saint

Are you condoning peodophillia there Bearsy? I think you are. And Shakespeare.

Baz is your man for that sort of thing but he has moved on from the muppet show and now covers for Alps on the main board.

There was something similar in Japan before but it was of course a bit more scientific. This dude was tied to a chair and these girls came in one by one and tried to turn him on by rubbing their boobs in his face and stroking his leg and stuff. Anyway, he had this little trumpet thing in his mouth with that kind of paper tube stuff (don't know the name of those party things) and he had to blown into that to indicate how turned on he was. Then they had this kind of robot machine thing like they use when counting the money in comic relief and it would show the score registered by his trumpet blowing. The winner got a prize and everything.

Yeah, I was right...

I thought Jackie was miles better but then again we are getting into Stuart Hall territory here. Some of the angry lounge members might come over here and out some of us (bearsy)

You have a topless PM.

Making another forum member watch an American girldrama actually called 'girls'. That is just sick.

It's a knock out!

If we don't have stripes and have another mainly red job, will that be the end of stripes? Another couple of years and people will start getting used to the red....

I heard he types that one just using his nose and randomly pressing it against the keyboard.

What you talking about Pap? Both were on BBC one, along with byker byker byker grove yeah. It was a lottery which one was on (unless you were a super geek and knew the schedule - MLG). Some people just couldn't handle the anticipation, didn't want to gamble and that is why Home and Away was invented. It is scientifically proven that people that watched that instead are adverse to risk and ended up in risk free jobs like accounts or teaching, Internet forum moderator etc.

Dumb spud! It was obviously closed by a Mod that WAS winning. If you were t winning you just open loads of fake accounts and use them to vote.

How is the stadium expansion going at Wolves? We haven't had an update in a while.

Ha ha a classic MLG post. Well done MLG, I'd started to think you had lost it - back to form.

Yeah I bet all those McFuries are slowing you down. I even heard someone actually ordered a salad the other day and the whole place just descended into chaos, 4 fatalities and handful of injuries to boot. There ain't a lot of sex in it bear. There are a couple of threesomes as that seems to be the Viking way and one bum rape on a slave. This is shown on the history channel though bear, so you will have to understand that is their record for slave rape bumming as they ain't never shown one before. You are also learning while watching, like when they used to bring the big TV with its own 'technician' into the classroom in school. Stick with it, I quite like it. It's like a sexy blue peter with violence.

You calling Ian Macfarlane at the Express and Caughtoffside.com liars? FWIT - I know we sent a scout to watch Celtic last week, I reckon they are guessing who we were scouting. It could have been Neil Lennon or Paddy Doherty for all we/they know.

Lols @ bear pretending he has a job. As if!

You ever known a successful player that wasn't confident in his own ability? If he didn't believe he could win the number 1 jersey, I wouldn't want him at the club. That's that settled then, he ain't coming. No point in having a keeper that lacks confidence.

Oh hi bear, Your back from your holiday to the main board then? You watched Vikings yet? Last episode was a bit crap but I'm sticking with it.

I don't think NC gives a dam about people being happy playing 2nd fiddle to someone else. If a better player/manager/programme sales person comes on the market, NC will buy/hire them regardless of feelings.

Yep, bear is a slag, but what can you do Bob? We all knew it, spud know it and he knew exactly what he was getting into. The only thing he can do now is take a trip to the STD clinic for a good arse clean out and then move on with his life.

He is pacey and direct with a good eye for goal. He won't sign for us though so don't worry about it.

Yeah but Forren is in training for Mr Universe at the moment.

Don't spoil the illusion. Never let them see behind the curtain Turks, never.

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