Tokyo-Saint

I'm off down the lakes to give that a go.

Cheers bear. In a completely unrelated issue, has a match build up thread ever been closed or moved to the muppet show before (apart from the Liverpool one of course)? Saint Bobby dragged this one right off topic, I'll try and save it. So... Does anyone know if Shaw has got over his 'virus' yet? Bear how long does it take to get over those types of viruses? Swansea were obviously targeting our left side last week. If I were Fox I'd take that as an insult. It was like Micheal Laudrup had a big picture of fox up on the white board and went "target this guy, he's pants". Fox should not be standing for that!

What were you doing to make the duck chunk it's junk so quickly bear? I was once with this Spanish girl in Amsterdam that made me do that but it was mainly down to her being so fit and her technique where she did something with my balls as well as the usual stuff.

Cheers bear, that's good explaining. Does that mean that for example West Ham have bed goal difference as all their goals are pretty much the same apart from the ones that's are slightly different?

I'm watching 'Vikings' at the moment, it is by far the best thing on telly. The only problem is that I am now up to date and hate to have to wait a week to watch the next one. Who's idea was that? Why not just play it every night or every couple of nights? The intern is pretty decent as well. Some of those kids are so dumb, plus the stitch ups are pretty Lols.

Plus 0.7 reputation points for explaining it so well.

So what happens if we finish on the same points as someone else? Anyone have any ideas? Anyone?

Yeah but as 9 says, it doesn't explain why Bearsy is trying to measure it. Is it just interanimal knob jealousy or something more sinister?

This is why you are always on the ban bear, posting duck porn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOgnd6Uugjo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Depends on the positions windows. I would say CB and GKs need a good few years longer and might not be ready for the first team until they are in their early 20s.

He may be paranoid but he's not an android. Since he has been here the squad seem fitter, happier, more productive though.

That's nothing, you should see what he did to Simon Peach with a bucket of water, some KY Jelly and Radhi Jaidi. It's all on match day uncovered, you just have to look in the right places. Don't be put off by James Ward Prowse break dancing, this is just to distract your attention.

Yeah as I expect a few youth players will come through, plus many of the 15 out are already out on loan somewhere and won't be missed.

That's cause you fell asleep half way through Phil's full 18 hole epic story about him and Chachagoogoo at Celtic Manor.

All bears are my *****.... Yo

Burn down the house?

You have to consider the cultural aspect here as well. Japanese hate to say no or be seen to be negative about something, worried about causing offence. The journalist probably worded it carefully, to which he said something like "why not, they are a great club". On the other hand, of course he would like to play for Man U, I expect most of our players would if they were given the chance.

FFS! What am I going to do with this Pom Pom now?

Leeds away - fantastic win. Also when we beat Watford at their place, the players looked like they really started to believe we could go up.

Jonjo Shelvey used to look like he'd be a good player, now he looks like a Chaplow impersonator for some has been northern team.

Come on bear, thought you'd recognise that arse anywhere?

Andy Peters must be shitting himself.

I hear the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus have been brought in on drug charges as well.

"Two little boys had two little toys" - how did we never see this coming?