Tokyo-Saint

Sorry if you were affected you Phil, that wasn't our intention. We assumed you would be be in a bunker! BOOM! The tables have turned. Check out that 9iron reversal yo. The yo was for you bear, don't want you feeling dumb or nuffin.

Interesting stuff Crabers, how's it working for you? Also, we have been playing the offside trap as well, even to the extent of cutting the grass differently to help the lino. Any plans to put this in? Do you think it would work? High line and offside trap is usually pretty dodgy on FM. Think MLG buggered up the programming or something.

Hands up who else clicked on Pap's profile to see who he has been Fratanising with in 'real life'.

Just do the rolly eyes thing instead spud.

Yeah I used to watch this back in the day. I remember she did a couple of things: 1) got them to do yoga or aerobics or similar 2) got them to do a throw in by doing a sumersault and them letting the ball go as your feet hit the ground - this was Tony Pulis's inspiration behind the Delap long throw 3) got naked and boned the chairman. The chairman was that fat slug type actor that was in all program's at the time. I think he may have been John Prescot before he became a bare knuckle boxer.

Including Milts?

Bear is never showing as 'online' LBA, it is part of a bigger mod conspiracy to ban him before the start of next season. If you are interested in banning the bear, I can send you the link to the 'just giving' site. I believe several posters are running marathons etc to raise cash to bump off the bear. The campaign is really gathering momentum.

Don't worry LBA my child. Tokyos says Gesga friends is good firends and stuff (ding). Actually I have him as a friend as well. One major downside is the amount of mental Pms you get from milts shoots through the roof. This is something you may want to consider when choosing which path to go down. Friends on here mean less than on facebook. I think out of the people who have sent me friend requests, Glesga is the only one I even know. Bear sent me one as well but obviously I rejected it.

He has already been having the hormone treatment on his bum bear. The breasts will pop through soon and when they do, he is off to Bangkok. To answer your question, yes he can play but he won't be as good. Case in point, Fernanda Torres.

Good work capital Saint - give yourself plus 5 reputation points from bear's own personal stash. A Swedish breakfast is too contrivertial to mention on here but... It involves a bear, a dozen eggs, Ollanna (well just his bum hole really) or whatever he the main board borer is called and a shameful walk home in the morning. MLG will confirm this with relevant graphics and internet links - just PM him for infos.

my source tells me he is booked in for a sex change in Bangkok - more info and pics to follow.

You and Socals killed the muppet show yesterday with your love in. Btw bear, neither you or MLG responded to the PM I sent about Swedish breakfasts. That information isn't easy to come across you know, I think I have gotten myself on another register just by looking it up.

He was but I believe he didn't re-offend after a spell in prison.

If not David Connolly then maybe Egil Ostenstad or Ronnie Ekelund.

Sorry don't know his surname but I have always found Ben to be helpful, might want to trying calling him first 02380 71 1912

You're the man who gave the Internet aids in the first place bear.

@Chinachairman 08/04/2013 21:41 Another righty down, soon I'll rule the world muhahaha Download the official Twitter app here

Thanks Pap.

Chairman Mao!

Or teaching maths in a state funded school.

Bletch you're back! And as per usual, I haven't got a clue what you're on about. Just like before! I assume you've had some kind of erectile distinction or need to go more often than before. This is what TV has learnt me about men your age. That and if you have an accident, you're quids in. I missed you bletch, we almost had to bring MLG in on a short term contact to be the boring one. Thank god you are back and not tied up in the back of milt's blue ford Granada.

I use avast, seems fine (touch wood!).

Some idiot* is going to throw an egg at the coffin aren't they? *no doubt living a in a council house thatcher sold them for cheap.

Call it what you like, if bear gets the eggs out - leg it!

Shame really as bear was telling me how he wants to try a Swedish breakfast with someone. He had hoped for MLG but we all know that's just a pipe dream. He's saving himself for Turks.