Tokyo-Saint

Can someone make me one please, I'm getting bored of this bear thing.

What I mean is that the sudden 'boom' isn't to do with any government cut backs, it's because someone is making money (even a fair to high salary) out of it. Your donation is paying for Nigel's Beemer and family holiday in the costa del sales manager.

zzzz oh yeah, cheers Jimmy D, nice one. I think we should sign Kurt Zouma as he is fantastic on Football manager and quick so be good with the high line. If not him, then Douglas Baggio as he is good and has a name that will make him increase in value. Cheerzzzzzzz

Sorry but that is bollax. It is because charities are big business. The charity itself can't pay a dividend but they can pay all involved massive salaries. Don't believe me - google charity job 50K+. Took about 2 secs to find this http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4616206/deputy-director-support-and-advice-services/?LinkSource=TopJob or this http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4618197/head-of-sales-c-39-000-c-54-000-pa/

Would you like me to round up your bill? 20% of every donation goes directly to Winnersh donkey sanctuary, the rest goes to our director's massive salaries.

My favourite is marathons - sponsor me to get fit! Why marathons? Why not people who take up swimming, the gym or even bare chested wrestling like Turks? What makes people think that just because they have taken up running as a new hobby, I would like to sponsor them £5 a mile for save the spastics or whatever the cause of the day is?

Plus 5 all round - as usual taken from bear's own private stash.

Why you posting at 4:56 am bear? You using the brothels WiFi? Or are you in the soi cowboy with golfing Phil?

They bought him for £9m? 9? Hahaha and that was before Redknapp!

I hear you Phil. I once made this dickhead I hated suck on a ladyboy's big fake tit in the queen's castle. I wasn't able to drink and he was giving me **** all night... Bring out the lady boy!

Oh MLG made the same mistake. I think it is cause you took it from somewhere password protected, maybe a forum?

Yeah that all works crabby. The thing that works best is to cook for them. It doesn't have to be anything special, just heating up some stuff from the deli, some procutto, cheese bit of wine, they love that ****. In general Japanese men are pretty useless. They are spoilt by their mothers and can't even make toast. Most girls know that if they marry one of them, they will take the place of their mothers and have to do everything. If you can cook, clean up a bit and generally look after yourself, they are impressed. Also, don't go out drinking every night like jap blokes generally do and you are on to a winner. All that and a big ****.

Hi Phil, did you call yourself Steve in the kings/queens castle as well?

Minus 1 reputation points crabbers for a failed pic. Japanese girls don't like a false start, take my word for it.

No idea...

Was? Did you kill him? Hand him over to Milts? Let bear give him Aids? Were is bear anyway? Is he banned again?

They have... But Turkish ate it.

MLG will never make a spelling mistake, especially that of a player or manager.

Hi Can we have some extra seats for the West Brom game please as I missed out. Alternatively, can any of the people who just buy seats and then don't go, let me have theirs please? There is always about 10 empty seats at the bottom of block 1 and loads of others dotted about. It is annoying watching on a stream when I couldn't get a ticket to see literally hundreds of empty seats. By the way MLG, were you wrong again? This is getting to be a habit.

Who said these crazy things? Never saw it myself. 8. We should model ourselves on Stoke. 10. Fox and Richardson would be adequate Prem fullbacks. In some ways this is true. I went to more games in the last two seasons than this season. Partly because of the JCL deciding that X prem team away is more appealing than Stockport away so not being able to get tickets and partly because it is hard to justify £40-£50 plus about the same in petrol to go to some grounds. 12. I would rather be in the Championship because the Prem is too commercial.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth but change look for punch with big Geordie drunken fist or whatever. I think this thread has run it's course. Time to send it to the knackers yard.

Which ever mod it is that keeps deleting my posts.

Can we not just do this the old way Charlie? Jos Hooiveld.... Dutch Destroyer Or soggy Pancake?

Those people need to take a time out, re-evaluate their winningness and then step up to the plate. Shape up or ship out.