Tokyo-Saint

I liked the skate fans keeping the ball when they were losing last season.

Bunch of criminals eh smirker?

You get 5-10 years for that kind of thing dig dog, stop defending it!

MLG will be on twitter soon passing these off as his own.... oh what he already has been....

I can 2nd this, stayed in the same hotel and it would be great for kids. I don't have any kids but if I did they would have loved it... The beach here isn't great though but if you hire a car there is a good one over the mountian, about 15 mins away. The best beach in Majorica according to most locals is Es Trench - http://www.mallorca-beaches.com/es_trenc_beach.htm on the southside of the Island.

You can like stuff on not 606. I'm over there, my user name is bearsy.

Last time peachy said a signing was wide of the mark, Ramirez was signing - hope this is the same.

I'm going to invent an online football forum where saints fans cn talk about crap but only cheats them £4 per year for the privilege. It will be called saints£foureva.com

Part 2 - Boning sailors while singing This next part of the films starts in a factory. There are loads of women all working on something. It is not clear what but looks like they are sorting socks and putting them into pairs. While they are doing this they are of course singing. Oh hello, suddenly this seedy looking man that I imagine dune looks like, a kind of Timothy Spall character an he is feeling them up. He is going up behind them touching their arse and their tits (I might have imagined that part - can't confirm, it was a kind of dancing singing grope like bear at a Christmas party). I am starting to enjoy this film a bit more. Suddenly he is really feeling up the fittest of the sock arrangers, this is Anne Hathaway. Now she is definitely fit but she does have a bit of a strange mouth (evidence below). For spudders - here is evidence of her being fit Here is evidence of her strange mouth While Anne is being fingered by dune/Timothy Spall one of the other sock arrangers suddenly finds a letter on Anne and starts to sing what is written on it. It turns out Anne has a daughter that she got from being a bit of a slag when she was young. The daughter lives with some inn keeper and his wife and Anne send money to them to look after her - fair enough. No! not for the other sock arranging b!tches, they are furious about it and want her sacked??? Just as it is all kicking off, Wolverine walks in but this isn't supercuts wolverine, this is after the montage and he is now rich and dressed like a the prince from blackadder III. He's like "what's going on you mental b!tches, I pay you to arrange socks not have fights" you can see he regrets this as soon as he sees that it is his only fit member of staff that is about to have the cat fight. He is just about to say "forget what I just said let's go upstairs, I've got a paddling pool in a bottle of scotch in the office let's do this properly" he sings something along the lines of "ooooooohhhhhh Sh!!!!iiiiiiiitttttt" and the camera pans up to show maximus waiting in his office..... For the benefit of spudders, here are the girls arranging socks Wolverine tells dune to sort out the problem and then goes up to meet maximus. When he gets up there maximus starts calling le mayor, I don't know if this is a fake name related to the make over or if it is his job. Anyway, maximus says "do I know youuuuuu?" "nahhhhh" sings wolverine "you surrrrre?" sings maximus "can't think right now, I am ehhh busyyyyyy stopping b!tches fighting while arranging socks ehhh let's talk later" sings wolverine, this continues for a bit. Then we are back down in the factory and the dune character is going mental. He is going on at Anne about not being a virgin and singing about how he was looking forward to boning her and taking her virginity. I am thinking, this dumbass has never seen catwoman. Anyway, he throws her out on the street calling her a whore and stuff. This looks to be an open and shut case for an industrial tribunal but Anne decides not to take that route and instead heads down to the red light district to try and sell some of her daughters hair (see point 2). Just as I am thinking she's got about as much chance of selling that as michelle has selling her crap on this forum, she's sold it. Not only but some old crone has popped out of the shadows and wants to buy Anne's own hair for 10 Franks. What I remember about franks is that they are about 10-1 with the pound, so this is about £1 right? Anyway, Anne agrees and suddenly they are cutting he hair as she sings about stuff and crys. It seems that cutting her hair gets the old ***** excited and suddenly she is pulling out catwomans teeth!?! and everything is a bit mental - loads of singing is happening right now. Anyway, Anne is again confused about which course of action to take about having sh!t hair and getting mugged for her teeth so she sings about it for a bit and then decides to become a prostitute. (I know! refer to point 2). All the other prostitutes in the RLD are minging so it doesn't take Anne long to get a John. She is not sure if she is up for it and sings about it for a bit, there is loads of singing going on at the moment cause the other hookers are singing and some sailors are singing about wanting to bone them. After a bit she decides she will bone the sailor and takes him to a ship (again see point 2). On the ship suddenly the action heats up a bit and the sailor spins her around and pulls down her top a bit to show a bit of tit. I am again thinking this film might be bearable, I am much preferring the catwoman story to the wolverine one. The sex scene stops for a bit though as catwoman insists on singing for a bit but this doesn't put off delldays and soon enough he is boning her in a coffin (see point 2). Once he has spunked his duck, he flicks a coin at her and sings "seeee youooo laterrrzzz" but Anne decides to stay in the coffin for a bit and sing on her own. The film has been going for about 3 days now and the singing has not stopped but at this point the first real song is sung. The camera closes in on catwoman and she sings the Susan Boyle song 'I dreamed a dream'. The gist of this song seems to be that men used to be nicer than her before when she was younger and fitter but now she is an old hooker they are a bit more rough to her - this isn't what she had dreamt when she was younger. It's not bad and appeal to the same part of me that likes Pete Doherty and miserable songs, I look at the mrs and she is crying her eyes out - Oscar in the bag catwoman, well done, the b!tches are loving this. Here is a video for spudders, it pretty much shows all I have been talking about so far. Ignore the revolution stuff that comes later. I've I had found this video before I could have saved 2 pages of reviews!

Your always at the bloody ballet no doubt!

Challenge cup trophy?

Have we arranged to do the Old Trafford tour and to take photos of their trophy room? If not why not?

I hope we don't act like that when we go to Old Trafford.

Some of you really are border line stalkers.

Is this him or Turkish? I can never tell those 2 apart.

http://www.russellgrant.com/sitewide/mailus.php I think he might be sensitive since you knock him up but worth a try as he sees dead people in the stars or something.

No but he might be...

Any ideas?

@stevegrant1983

They looking for a new Arkala?

2nd joke in 6 months! I am liking the new MLG

@tokyosintheknow @anfielditk doesn't know jack ****, he is just making it up as he goes.

His hobby is washing and preparing kits to be worn at football matches?