I thought they were socks dude! I wondered why there were three.
True story -
While travelling me and a few mates went out on the p!ss. Me and 3 others pulled and took the birds back to our hotel. Anyway, the next morning we got rid of the b!tches and went for a fry up, talking about the night before etc. Over breakfast, someone brought up the topic of Asian johnnies and how small they are, me and another made both agreed then our other mate (nickname PeeWee) said "nah, I thought they were ok". As soon as he said it he realised, but by then it was too late.