Tokyo-Saint

Someone phoned up the hospital and said "g'day, it's the queen here. Eh... listen mate, do you have the details of Kate's, oh errrm I mean Katherine's medical appointments and things?" And she fell for it and gave them all the stuff. Pesky Ozzies - masters of disguise!

Looks like one dropped right on top of my house.

Yeah, if she wasn't topless, I'd post it straight on here. Problem is she was...

Sometimes I come in here just to fart so I don't p!ss anyone off in the muppet show.

Thought it might inspire you for the next chapter of 50 shades. Also gave me lols hoping that you would open it at work just as some bird walks past. Create some good rumours round the office just before the Xmas party.

I knew this area was for w@nking! OK, share the porn.

On the other hand, we could post like porn and stuff in here, might be a loop hole in the system...

No point in moaning about site suggestions in the site suggestions forum as no mods ever come in here. We will just have to hijack the main board at some point, interrupting a MLG/Turkish argument and lay down our plans. Bearsy, you might have to run in front of a horse or something.

You have a PM

Nothing wrong at all spudders. BTW is that Miss Hanna on the horny horse?

Lols at everyone getting out the atlas to prove they are not DG.

I mean the amount of press coverage - Mark Thomas style program versus from page of major newspapers day after day. Not saying the tax avoidance is right just it is an easy target for the government to leak some information about to take the heat of themselves. Hate the game, those that set the rules not the players.

Straight Man: Hay James what you wearing on your feet? Double Gay: Just some hiking style sandals with white socks Straight Man: That’s double gay Double Gay: yeah I know I am a double gay looking for all the fun I can get Straight Man: oh ok, what you doing tonight? Double Gay: just going to hang with my gay friends Bill and Steve maybe have some double fun!

4 is bearsy incase you were wondering... 4) Double Gay - The state of being wherein a man remains heterosexual, but totally just wants to bone girls in the pooper.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double%20gay

This foreign company witch hunt is just that, a witch hunt. I didn't notice as much press attention when Philip Green paid himself (Cough) I mean his wife the biggest dividend in British history. It was all tax free of course as she lives in Monaco.

*Another full proof method* .......Anyone see that program on TV last night called homossaywhat?

I'm not riding on a yeti for no one. No way, not after last time.

No problem LBA, it just means you bi. That's fine just means you are sometimes a bit pedantic about things - often dumb games.

Same as I got Colin! Shame about smirker..

Kate Middleton is only pregnant because she hasn't got tits worth finishing on (TM Frankie Boyle 2012)

My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That's because they aren't trying to **** you now."

After the not so recent revelations and proof beyond reasonable doubt that Bearsy is double gaye, a full proof test is required. 1) Think of a country beginning with D. 2) Think of the 2nd letter of that country and think of an animal 3) Think of the colour of that animal Providing you weren't thinking of a grey Elephant from Denmark you're not double gaye like the Bear.

Mrs just bought an Asus, not sure which one but she loves it. Might be this one: http://www.ballicom.co.uk/tf300t1k163a-asus-transformer-pad-tf300t--tablet--android-40--32-gb--101-ips--1280-x-800---rear-camera--front-camera--microsd-slot--wifi-bluetooth--blue--with-keyboard-docking-stat.p806786.html?ref=6&of_tid=0G6tXx-smbo61TQmKayf234qcDLuOvNForFnJg9F3u7n8-duphh-sD0nqel6CeO-&adtype=pla&gclid=CLrJjYLbg7QCFcbLtAod_X8APw