Tokyo-Saint

BTW has anyone ever done a dirty sanchez? I haven't, I can imagine b!tches going mad at that sort of thing. Maybe it comes in book three of 50 shades of grey.

That's good bear but the problem is what am I going to do if some muva wants me to do something?

Ha! that's what I told you to say when you get a stalker bear, good work but wtf I am going to use now?

My mate knows Pancho, I think they even went into business together with weekend offender. Of all the people to be doing business with I don't think Pancho would be near the top of my list. In fact, he would be just in front of Debra Meaden and that lanky tennis playing cvnt from dragons den and just behind Prichard.

Can everyone please up their level of entertainment? Tim is getting bored. Quick bear pump out another chapter!

Yeah it's not cheesy though. He speaks to me from beyond the grave and would have told me by now.

He has already been investigated and took part in a scouse of with Pap which he lost. Bletch is the judge and has let him out on probation.

I am sure nobody will see a thing, not a winkle.

Sorry mate, I couldn't get a ticket. It is a shame as I have family in Cheshire, I could have made a bit of a weekend of it.

He had a bad game on Wednesday but was very good against QPR. He won't ever be the best in the world but he is young and still getting used to a new country/league he will have the odd bad performance now and again.

The sexual tension is palpable.

Have I just read this right, pap wants to **** dune? If not **** him then at least put him in a leather cat suit and pump him for information on the joker. Pap, I am disappointed but not surprised. Since Bletch has been neglecting you, you have gone off the rails. It's not your fault.

Only if its wet... Hahaha get it? See what i did there? A homophone thing. Ah, dad would be so proud.

You calling him a cvnt? Cause he'll slash you!

Quoting yourself? My bail money is at risk I think.

Turkish

Maybe Colin. I'm going to Japan for Xmas, I'll see what we can whip up.

Extra large? Yeah....yeah whatever you say. BFFF and all that.

Yeah it's sad but government statistics show that 1 in 5 wrinkles will suck dic for toffee. I mean literally. Heartless b@stard gets them hooked on worthies originals. Then once they are hooked, he cuts the supply off. Still, he's a mate, what can you do?

Hey Phil How's it going? Long time no see. I'm starting to regret helping bear out with this as I think it may be a cover to pimp old *****es out to whitey and bletch. Bletch isn't even that old, he just likes it when they can take their teeth out, says it creates a vacume. Anyway dude, what's the latest with the ladyboys?

Take your fingers out bear, it ain't that kind of relationship. It's simply a BFFF platonic relationship in case krackon or sexy bum come looking for trouble again or if some dune needs investigating again. Milts isn't detective material homes, I have my doubts he's even a doctor, those degree don't look real to me. Anyway, I have a dune code orange on him. If bletch says the word, we're going to have another scouse off.

Back off milts!

No problem bear, I was thinking of like **** block...15 as well but then I thought you'd think I was a peodo. I'll try and get cheesy, I mean milts to say that one. You can't be a peodo if you are 15 yourself so they should be fine.

At heavens gate.... number 8 Knob in the poo........22 Wanna suck off my mate.....28 Morning after (pill)... Emergency 72 Check her ID...18 Run from her mum....21 Run from her dad...17

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