Tokyo-Saint

Is that by train Barry?

We could make him sleep in a tent or something and only eat what he finds. Just had a quick look, maybe Belgium to Holland might be a good one, pretty close, plenty of beers, strip clubs etc. Czech Republic might be another idea but maybe expensive getting out there and hiring the barge as well. I really like the idea though. How complicated are the locks or whatever?

That sounds like an amazing idea! Would prefer Europe tbh - Holland I expect would have a few or Belgium. Anyone recommend a good route? Cheers Dig!

Me and Bearsy don't really moderate the muppet show for plaudits or medals Paps we just do it as we know the mods don't really want to read though our carp everyday, but if you want to pin one on us, then we accept. Not so sure about the tolerated bit though would prefer honorary or something that sounds better.

Muppets, I need everyone's help here, that means the tourists from the lounge and even the lurkers. Yes you, stop lurking and start helping. I have another stag party to arrange for next June and I need your help with it. The plan is to go somewhere for a long weekend, probably nights, 2 full days. The problem is we have had loads of stag parties in the last few years and have done all the usual stuff, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Aya Napa etc. This time we want to do something a bit different. Ideally the groom wants to make it a bit like a top gear challenge thing where we have to get from A to B. I realise this might be pretty difficult so it is not a definite, although If you have any ideas, please let me know. He also said he'd like a bear grills survival thing but I am starting to thing he just wants that so he doesn't have to see many people. Does anyone have any good ideas or know any good A to B routes that aren't too stressful and involve a bit of drinking? All help appreciated, cheers lurkers and normal crew. Tokyos

I read yah Phil, I read yah.

Good work, MLG will love this, I'll have to start using it. Anyone else thing the under 21's don't matter nearly as much as the under 18s? If someone is older than 18 but under 21 and is not really in the first team, it is unlikely they will be a top top player. They might be a late developer but lets face it, if they were good, they would be around the first team by now ala Shaw and Ward-Prowse. They are likely to make it as pro footballers but will not be stars.

Points to Weymouth and sings* Your not a mod, Your not a mod, Your not a mod any more, your not a moooooood any more. Sing with a curry, You only sing with a curry, Sing with a curry, You only sing with a curry.

Are you trying to tell us you know someone who isn't famous phil? pffft don't believe it. btw how did the threesome go with Rory?

Would love it if the baby was black but the royals just say it is a throw back. Me myself and irene style. Great movie.

When you say people.... you mean....

That's lucky, for a moment I thought it might be me.

Any idea who the father is?

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm "easy come, easy go" Little high, little low Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody - I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooo - (any way the wind blows) I don't want to die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouette-o of a man Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning -- very, very frightening me Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Luke Shaw -- magnifico! I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come easy go -- will you let me go? Luke Shaw! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go! Luke Shaw! We will not let you go! -- Let him go! Luke Shaw! We will not let you go! -- Let me go! Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never! Never let you go! -- Let me go! Never let me go! -- ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia! Let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! for me! for me!! So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye So you think you can love me and leave me to die Oh baby -- can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here Ooh yeah, ooh yeah Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me Well why not, it's a likely as some of the suggestions on here.

Power to the people!

You know the rules cat, upload a photo.

I reckon that is just the end of the banana? She is lying!

That's no way to eat a banana bear. Stupid ***** doesn't even peel it before eating.

Has anyone tried the saviour challenge with saints? It is pretty tough as you always seem to play the teams around you first up before they have gotten used to the formation and then its the big teams all in a row. I am sure MLG is going to say the fixture list is random but I've given it 4 goes and always seems to be the same.

Emmanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeel!

If you get caught with your small boner, do you get angry with your mate who also has a boner but doesn't get caught? Do you insist that he shows it to her so he can get on the register as well?

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I tried that, making a few points here and there. At one time I had him and SOS pompey following me. Then things started to go like I said they would and suddenly he blocked me for little reason. I only said told you so.

More like keyser soze mothafuka! While you and Glasgow are being dumb and getting caught then saying "oh...yeah.... he was actually alright about it (read - it appears he didn't mind giving me the infraction and getting close to robbing me of my fiver)", I'm shacked up with the bird with her top off and the banana. dum bear!

Right, now we got the email address go to work lads. Get me Nigeria on the phone, we have another one. Seriously though, I am the only one who doesn't know what happened here?