Tokyo-Saint

Not bad zeppy but that is actually where dune retired to after being banished from the forum for the 20th time. Next up...

Ok team, pretty quiet in here today so time for a game. This game was inspired by the Japanese sign where bearsy was in a gray cap and taking a photo up the girls skirt while she just stood there crying. He tried to defend it by saying she has the option to run off and actually on reflection, she enjoyed it but I know what I think. Anyway, here are the rules. Someone (mainly me to start with) posts a sign or warning you might see while travelling in Asia. The rest of you have to imagine you have just seem this sign while getting off at sakurashinmachi station or something and tell us what you think it says you have to do or your understanding of it. Ready? Sign 1

Harry is already down to the barebones mate, he doesn't need us taking his players off his hands. Not unless there is something in it for him anyway.

This is a vision of future pompey. It's not about the numbers scuuumma it's the pashion!

I agree with some of what you say but not all. I would say I am a pretty courteous driver and generally let people out, however on the Avenue or the bit before the avenue between Bedford place and the traffic lights by the travel lodge, it drives me crazy when people speed past the traffic jam in the right hand lane (filtering towards Beavis Valley?) and then try and cut in at the end to join the avenue - those ****ers can wait. If I were to list most annoying drivers in some kind of moaning league table mine would look like this: 1) School run w@nkers and cvvnts - like the commuters you mentions only worse as they drive less, think as they kids, they are the most important people in the world and park anywhere, causing jams. 2) White van drivers - some are ok but those that are not are complete w@nkers 3) posh ****s - especially driving near Wimbledon common. Like the school runners, have a high sense of importance + never wave to say thanks when you let them out. 4) London bus drivers - always play the forceful driving card - generally never let you out. 5) Commuters - as you said 6) Cabies - some ok, however some think because they drive all day, they can do whatever the fvvck they like. 7) Normal humans - wish the road was just for me.

Fair enough if you get hit from that angle I suppose. However, I imagine the range out of the window is pretty small as the focus is mainly the inside of the cab? Out of interest, do you ever let any one out at junctions and stuff?

So how would your current system (CCTV inside your cab) help with a liability dispute after a crash? Surely it would just show you moaning about people being in the wrong lane etc before hand and then going mental after the driver hit you?

Whaaaaaaattttt!?!? Is this some kind of curry night lift home deal going on? How come you have managed to crack the system? Btw - been busy tonight? What time do you finish?

Just noticed shaun cabbie has run out of posts and is now getting a load of stick. Tweet me at the usual address, I will pass on any insults to bearsy. 'Some people run from trouble, some people meet it half way, others are glad to pay for the cab fare over'

I sometimes find myself in the wrong lane. This one time a knobend taxi driver just wouldn't let me out, even when I apologised for being in the wrong lane. He just sat there with his stubborn miserable face and bald egg like head mumbling something about free driving lessons. In the end I just shoved his taxi sign up his arse.

Would could do without his naive defending though.

I can only imagine. I can't believe after Goal 2, the producers went to the premier and then after watching that total crap went " we've just got to make another one, that was fantastic".

Cheers!

I often wonder if Michelle knows about eBay or has much success selling stuff on here.

Oh, does it make any difference with steam?

You're the greatest! I'm going to put you up for mod of the year. Thanks.

Give it a go, she might not even notice. If she does just say it is undousuru, the latest Asian craze.

Nice legging it by night shift mod. Hope he is over on the MLG forum giving me some skin advice.

Akiharbara - Geek town. Akiba sounds like a slang term for it to me. Who you been picking up Japanese slang from Night-shifter? You got some Kanajo on the go?

I like the way they hid bearsy's identity by giving him a big grey cap and everything.

uh-oh mod on the forum! Here is the latest news from Japan (remember my culture is different mods - like rastas, I have special privileges)

To be fair, they look miles fitter at work rather than when slagged up for a photo.

You know your country has gone to **** when the feckin cheeky girls are doing the weather.

She would also probably be interested in a new toaster. What is it with porn stars and their old kitchens?

She's not interested in food mate but she's suk your dic for a rock.