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Exactly. Never the cleverest tactic, you become a stationary target, you need to keep moving, don't get stuck in the middle of them, in any group of 3 or 4 there will always be one or two that are gamer and one or two lacking the bottle who will hold back and move in when things are on top so be more aggresive to the aggressors. it's important to make sure that offensive strike aim at vulnerable areas, groin, eyes, throat, 3-4 attack in these areas then move away and scan for any further assailants. Once a couple have taken a beating the other ones won't fancy it much. And of course the obvious tactic of fighting at range, kicks from a distance and punches, elbows close up. My personal favourite distance move is a stomp kick to the groin, a forearm/elbiw smash to the side of head then grabbing them by the shirt, turning them as a human shield against anyone else fancying a go and driving a couple of knee shots into the boll*cks. If you're reading this I hope you make a swift recovery amd these tips help you for future incidents and recognise where you went wrong on this occasion.

He was gobbing off and some bloke gave him a clump. He came on here that evening whinging about it and a couple of people who saw it said he had been asking for it and got what he deserved.

Benitez didn't sign Downing.

People are saying we will be stronger for it and it doesn't matter if we get relegated because we are two years ahead of schedule. Which is a load of nonsense.

Not seen him on here for ages.

I don't understand why people think relegation will be a good thing. If we go down Lallana and Ramirez will go, the big clubs will be sniffing round JWP, Shaw and co who can use the old 'I want to play in the premier league' card. The tv money will also be going up in the summer so the clubs that don't go down and come up will be stronger still. Mind you we are two years ahead of schedule so if we get relegated this year it doesn't matter does it.

It was probably saintscottofthenortham getting ironed out again.

Our offensive soccerballism Is delightful at times. I feel Nige is close to getting the balance right. But the simple fact is the defenders. I'm liking Yoshida, I think Boruc will come good, he is the experienced glovesman we were looking for. For me Clyne doesn't look ready yet. A class centre half and left back are a must in January. We were poor in the first half but very good in the second and the reality is Spurs, for all their attacking threat and pace never really threatend in the second period of play.

Even the Spurs fans joined in, which annoyed me as I wanted to sing 'no respect my lord' at them.

Louis 'amor' Rodriguez

Dave 'Harry' Bassett.

He also said something about Rocky Balboa as well Apparantly.

It. Might have been the one about how many legs does a dog have if you count the tail.

Howard Wilkinson

Christian Gross.

David Pleat.

Bruce Rioch.

That's the most spot on thing you've ever posted! Glad you are finally coming to terms with it.

Don Howe.

I've always thought Tony Cascarino would make a good manger. He talked very intelligently on soccer Saturday when he used to be on there. maybe he is the man to give us the lift we needs?

Ron Atkinson.

You're just confirm how dense and what a plank you are. If you don't like getting it, don't dish it out. it's a simple as that. We've got too many helmets giving our players abuse. How mongy to go running to the stewards as well.

Keep digging dumbass.

Lloydie sums it up as well as I could. You really are a helmet and most people seem to agree, Who's the dumb f*ck?

Good on him for giving a bit back. We've got too many helmets inside SMS who get on players backs. It's his second game FFS. The best thing to do is not get on players backs and concentrate on getting behind the team. The divs are the ones like you crying about it. Fair play to the lad.