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Only two days after you had supposedly been up pounding her all night. Prehaps you are not so good in the sack afterall.

She is not ginger, who ever heard of a ginger kitchen sink?? Although chinky with ginger/blonde streaks would get the pulse racing.

Obviously any bird with ginger kid deserves at best the spiderman treatment, or at worst, complete isolation

thanks for all your words of advice, i'll report back on 'barrys' weekend findings. Last time i spoke to him he was going down to the school to wait outside the gates and check what time she leaves, if this guy is with her then he knows something is going on as 'julie' is not attending this course and he has asked her to find out who else is going on it.

bet you're not moaning now

Superb book.

not that i aprove of women at football but this has the potential to be a clunge fest in the stands today, as some of those women from these nations are generally pretty tasty.

That is very similar, but for the bird 'Harry' is knobbing being very fit and 'Barrys' wife only being fairly fit i might think 'Harry' was the one nailing 'Barrys' wife. Had 'Barrys' wife been very fit and need some back and front door action i'd have done the honours myself, its always better coming from friends.

I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa.

You still 'whooped' So come on, you have got a date on the table for a whetherspoons burger and a pint from St Steve, you going to take him up on it?

I wasn't being sarcastic.

You beat me to it. Anyone that 'whoops' is a spastic.

Spot on mate, you beat me to it. All that matter is that he was a top bloke, a proper saints fan and will be missed by all that knew him.

Because obviously the benchmark for how popular you are is how many friends you have on facebook.

By coincidence this is when she started being 2 hours late getting in from work every night after giving new male teacher a lift home.

F*** me you know how to treat a girl!!

'Barry' told me they have not had sex since March.

He must be if she considers Stu to be trade up.

She is 14 you sick f***

apparantly she goes straight into the shower as soon as she gets in from work, 'Barry' wonders why she does that, he thinks it might be so she doesn't smell of the others guys spunk.

this is more like Stu...

It is the same person.

Obviously Stu is 'Large'

I think 'Barry' is just one of lifes losers, to be fair he should just be grateful he had a semi fit missus in the first place, it was only a matter of time before she cheated on him. Same could be said for you Stu, once they get behind the funny (not my opnion), fat guy facade and realise that there is little substance behind it, their vaginas will be getting filled by other knob quicker than a poker up a perverts arse.

The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think?