Turkish

hmmmm, doesn't sound like it too me....

THere you go again, pandering to him, get over it.

i knew Malc well and found out this morning, such a shock. Really nice fella and a proper saints fan through and through. Will be sadly missed. Thinking of his wife Chris at this sad time.

ask Stu.

Well i dont know how many there are so i dont know if i can or not do i!!!

you're not wrong.

Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair.

Really? I thought you loved them? Skate Sythmpathiser.

Would she not agree to immediately move in together and have children? Is that why it was never going to work?

I might offer to hold his coat for him while he weighs you in.

Dont try and use me to get out of what you have been saying about her. To be fair from the pictures you showed me she doesn't look the sort of girl that would do ATM, so i never believe you anyway.

You shouldn't be at football, you should be at home cooking his tea for when he finishes golf.

The other problem you are going to have is that the Skate ex and father of the child will probably want a straighter with you and will no doubt kick your c*** right back to Romsey.

So you haven't even done that yet and you are talking about adopting her kids? Your true colours are showing- oh whats this i have just found on the shelf???

When is the right time to start discussing moving in together and adopting each others children? Is it when you the relationship is solid and ongoing or before you have even started going out with each other?

Moving in? Adopting kids? That is not discussing realtionship behaviour, that is psycho, Fatal Attraction behaviour. If i started seeing a bird and they started talkinglike that before we'd even started courting they'd be down the road. Mind you, in your case, beggers cant be choosers.

Stop trying to deflect the attention from your transgressions. Its game over for you love, might bump into you in town one day wearing your Pompey shirt with Pompey 4 Eva on the back.

You are ****ing wierd. Talking about moving in together and adopting the girls kid when you aren't even 'courting' yet. Are you getting to that i'm 30 and left on the self paranoia, hence the reason you keep trying to convince everyone that all the girls love you?

okay then Skate sympathiser. I think Stu did the right thing to be honest, you have been tainted, no self respecting saints fan will go within 100 feet of you now.

how did you find out?

Who did he support? And if he prefers them to us then he is in my book. YOU SKATE LOVER

Thats not fair, he is not that good.

Look outside your bedroom window tonight, you'll see some rustling in the bushes, look closely and you'll see a figure dressed all in black with a balaclava on....

Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge.

You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that.