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I thought you would have too, what with you being so driven, motivated and having an HND.

i like you.

funnily enough i thought he would fit the bll the other day. Good work.

or in a womans case, plumbing one in. I've got a female friend who gets a good filling every 6 weeks or so from some fella she is seeing (supposed to be immense in the sack) but who lives quite a long way away so bit of a long distance relationship and she doesn't get her pipes services as often as she like. To compensate for this she has to DIY herself at least a couple of times a week, is this normal, not enough or to much for a woman? Maybe some of our female posters can advise us on this delicate subject.

Dont get me started Stu........

i can firmly recomend http://www.google.com as a great place to find a whole host of potential contact details for Southampton based strippers.

Yeah, that one will take off.

good quality costs money. Why do people pay £100 for an Armani or Boss t-shirt when they can get one at Primark for £5. If we are doing well then i am happy to pay more, if we are not then i wont. Simple.

spunk

Songs - no point, people will continue to sing OWTSGMI and RLSGM at 5,000 miles an hour, no new songs will take off. People will still expect to win every game 10-0 and any loss or 1 game run without a win will be seen as a crisis Any player who has a bad game, looks a bit tired or fed up will imediately be accused of having a bad attitude or wanting to leave If Pardew says in an interview or picks a team, makes a sub etc anything other than what people on this forum think, he will be getting fed up, want to leave, losing the plot etc Any new signing that does immediately start playing like Pele will be accused of only being here for the money, no better than Ostemebor etc And if we do win every game 10-0, Pardew does everything all message board posters agree with, all our new signings are world beaters and we have 20 brilliant new songs which make the atmosphere at SMS the best in the world, we can always moan about the food, beer, toliets, seats, ticket booking charge etc

Having a heavy bag of shopping split when walking down the high street on a rainy day comes a close second, especially when it contains apples which roll all over the pavement and into the road leaving them bruised and dirty.

Flip flops are okay, birkenstocks are lesbian shoes.

i think we'll probably try to lose a few early on so we are playing catch up, then make sure Lambert, Fonte, Lallana and Schniderlin are injued by the end of October so we are without key players and go on a 15 match losing streak so Pardew can get himself sacked by christmas.

No her name is Georgina Haslar Immigration Removal.

and these

Put yours up then you birkenstock, goatee bearded c***

feel free to add yours

it would make sense as they went back to 1955 in BTTF3 so back 30 years and forward 30 years. Eitherway, you'd have thought they'd at least have a prototype launched by now. This is outrageous lack of invention from so-called scientists.

Exactly the same time

HOw about Klose? He's had a good world cup, he'd be an asset to come for the last 20.

bugger, one less thing to moan about.

it's all about female newsreaders, the thinking mans porn.

I am ruling myself out, i know she wants me but she'd be a challange for the others.