Turkish

H - Hammer, a tool Micheal Svenson might use if he was putting a up a shelf.

G - Gillette, the company Micheal Svenson would advertise for if he was as good looking and famous as the frenchman above.

F - French, which was the nationality of Tiery Henry, the player Claus Lundekvam, who was Micheal Svenson central defensive partner in the 2003 season, almost brought down in first minute of the FA Cup final

E - Embryonic, what Michael Svenson was once, before he was born.

B Brown, what colour Micheal Svenson would go in the sun, if he wasn't ginger and went red.

It would have been quicker but you have to wait 30 seconds between each post, FFS/ :smt009

Dont be jealous because i beat you to Zebra for Z.

Z - Zebra, one of many animals Anders Svenson might see, if he were to go on a safari holiday or to the zoo.

Y - Yellow, the colour of Brazils kit, which is also the colour of Swedens kit, who Anders Svenson plays for.

X - X-ray, what Anders Svenson would need if they thought he had broken a bone.

W - Welsh, what Anders Svenson would be if he was born in Wales, not Sweden.

V - Vegetarian, what Anders Svenson would be if he didn't eat meat.

U - Unlock, what Anders Svenson does to his front door before he enters his house

T - Turnips, what England were called after Sweden, Anders Svensons country, beat us in Euro 92.

S - Swede, probably Anders Svensons favourite vegatable

R - Radio, what Anders Svensson would listen to in his car whilst driving.

Q - Quid, Anders Svenson probably earnt a few of these in his time at Saints,

P - ****, what Anders Svenson, like everyone else, will have to do a few times a day.

O - Opal fruits, have a yellow one in the pack,which is the same colour as Anders Svensons national shirt.

N - Nuremburg, a town in Germany which Anders Svenson may have played in once.

M - Mauritius, where i spoke to a Swedish person who is the same nationality as Anders Svenson

L - Love, we all loved him, didn't we?

K - Kellogs cornflakes, the same colour as Anders Svensons hair

J - Jerk off, what i think about doing every time i see Anders Svenson or his wife onthe telly.

I - Immoral- the things i would like to do to Anders Svensons wife.