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Can't imagine any of their values will have been enhanced by this performance.

If we had scored that, it would have been chalked off by VAR for the foul.

Archer, great goal but offside

Sulemana looks fucked. That'll be him off

Wellington off for Suga. That'll shore things up

Yeah it's this. Forget Heavy Metal Football, this is going to the dentist football.

I think it gets glamourised because it's Germany. If you look at England for example, such great players as Zat Knight, Nicky Shorey and Paul Konchesky have two caps.... It doesn't mean all that much.

He would have been one of the fastest in the team too 😂

Cheers Chris

It's like watching 11 guys who have never met each other just run around randomly.

Game over.... Where was the defence

It's on Optus sports 4, you should have it on your iptv sub

They missed an absolute sitter.

Was he always this slow? Maybe we're just remembering him to be much better than he actually was...

Should be 0-1. Very very lucky

ABK got a touch fortunate there... He was well outpaced

Lucky with the deflection there... Could have gone anywhere

Aribo with a horrible tackle outside the area.... Lucky to not get a card here

Huge cheer for ABK

Bednarek looks injured now. Maybe ABK time

Archer gets thrown off the ball far too easily

Early booking for Les 🙄

Happy that Welbeck isn't playing, his record against Saints must be immense

Only 15 minutes to go before this week's exhibition of Heavy Metal Football™. I'm excited....

Based on absolutely nothing, I reckon Archer will get our consolation goal this week