Saint NL

It makes me laugh to see the little "hot" icon below this topic. I like to think Russ pops on here, sees it and thinks to himself

I reckon they won't sack him until 1 minute passed midnight, just to say he made it until October 👍

He's not very good at football, so instead tries to wind up the opposition and cheat his way into winning free kicks. Sadly he's not very good at that either.

Russ giving the fans a big farewell wave 👋

Tbf, they could interview the Bournemouth goalkeeper and it wouldn't change much

What is this? Never seen this before

Is Stewart playing really deep? It's like he watched Harry Kane at the Euros and thought he'd do that

Absolutely pathetic in every way 😂

Martin loves BBD because he first touch is a pass

1 nil down, 90th minute with 4 mins to play and we have a corner.

Archer on, no idea what formation it is now. BBD Left, Stewart Central and Archer on the Right?

Dibling is well off the pace now, he looks like he needs a rest

Lallana on to assist someone

Aribo has been lively.

Cant be, there's a number 9 in suduko

Good finish

That's our most realistic chance of staying up.

BBD already touched the ball more times than Cornet 😂

Yeah, it's the fans fault

So long sweet prince.

Half time review. Minutes 0-6. We looked alright, some nice fast passing and a couple of shots. Minutes 7-45. Awful, worse than anything we've seen even under Nathan Jones. Shameful stuff. What will minutes 46-90 bring?

Will Bournemouth be arsed in the second half? If we got to the end with it only being 3-0 it'd feel like a win

Sky sound editor is the busiest man out there trying to filter out all the "you're shit" chants 😂

Bournemouth have looked average and they're playing keep ball and are romping away with the game. Absolute shambles from saints, Martin can't survive this surely

Arsenal might be thinking about that 9-0 record for next week 😳