Saint NL

I propose we sing the Jungle Boogie song (from Pulp Fiction) for Flynn Downes.

So we are selling all the midfielders, eh? Well, only the ones we want to keep 🤦

Great start lads 🤦

Obviously it's only been one game, but there's a considerable difference between Saints and the next team. Surely we need a "plan B" and players that suit that style too

We use the same provider 👀

wow.

Che scores and JWP assists. Let's hope that's the first of many this season

Did we do a goal? You beauty/wanker* *Delete as appropriate if we didn't score

In a tent in the absolute pissing rain and trying to get enough 3g to find the score.

This is the first season in a long long time that I have no idea how it'll go. We could smash the league and won it by a distance, implode and get relegated again or anything in-between. It's quite a nice feeling

Any guesses of the fee? I'm going £29m

Is that like me saying "I want to bang Scarlett Johansson next summer, but I'll stay with my missus until then"?

Burnley are doing it right - now they're a premier league club, they can do what they want. Tapping up? No problem. Financial fair play? Forget it. Paying a living wage? Whatever!

I think if you excluded everything in either box, you'd be pretty happy with Saints performance. But the same issues still exist from last season, no real goal threat and a leaky defense. A few promising signs, but the striker situation appears to be rectified by making a signing.

Lovely from ameyo, but smallbone spooned it

A couple of minutes ago, we had Tella and KWP stood on top of each other - neither had space and were both looking to run onto the ball. That's the best right side of any championship team and we can't utilise it at all

Did someone forget to tell Russell Martin that he's not allowed to sub JWP?

Here comes Che Adams to add some potency to the attack 🤣

Is that Lavia coming on?

Since I said that Bazunu is doing well, he's conceded and shanked a kick out for a throw. Maybe next time I'll just shut up 🤣

Too easy for them. Nearly a good save, but no.

60 mins, Bazunu has been very good so far. Not had a huge amount to do, but has done everything well. I still don't rate him, but encouraging signs at least

Yeah his form really fell off a cliff, didn't it? All a bit slow and sloppy at the moment.

Enjoying all these saints adverts at half time