Saint NL

This is the least eventful game I've watched in a long time. I wonder if Match Of The Day will just skip it

Alcarez is fed up with playing with this bunch of losers, he's just shooting when he gets the ball now 😂

Well, at least the pitch is looking better now. That's something I suppose

Lyanco has had two attempts at handball already

He may be many things, but Belgian isn't one of them 😉

Forest beating chelsea

Only in our hearts 😥

Saints foundation on the shirts? I thought that was to do with betting bans, but Fulham have some betting shite in their shirt

Big Paul, comes deep, picks up the ball, turns and shanks it out for a throw 😂

Rishi is on a roll, last week he saw King Charles, this week he's with King Onuachu 👑

Rishi is there 😂

Smart. Normally saints come out strong, then fall apart on 20 mins. So if it's still 0-0 then, we have a chance of reversing the outcome

Harrison Reed to score the winner and send saints down. Put a bet on it

Leeds to get a points deduction for that push on Howe, Saints to win today and we'll hammer Liverpool on the final day to cement that 17th place finish 🍺🍻

Che is not even on the bench. Mind you, he was useless against Forest so it's not a massive suprise. With the big fella up top, expect balls played to feet 30 yards from goal

ABK has ruled himself out for the season, he needs a real kick up the arse otherwise he's going to waste his talent. Id expect Selles to go with Elyounoussi and try and keep things tight before bringing on Armstrong after 70 mins (when were 2-0 down). Yawn.

Selles just googles "hottest football trend" and then uses that. False nines, inverted wingbacks etc, all a nonsense and not suited to a team at the bottom. We should look at the players we have, and build an effective tactic based on that. Of the top of my head, we have a giant striker and a guy that's good at dead balls. It's ugly, it's basic but it's got to be more efficient than trying to be the smartest man in the room all the time.

Rich? 😥

So that's that then. Hopefully Everton come down with us.

4-3, game on again

How much injury time will there be now? Two long var checks

Miles offside. Who cares

The only reason Selles isn't hated as much as Jones is because he actually seems like a decent human being. Awful football manager, but not a total dick like Jones was.

Is Elyounoussi injured?

Three forwards on!!! Combined goals? Maybe 2? 😂