Saint NL

Chat GPT, pick me a team that won't lose by 6 so I can stay in this cushy job next season.

The subs bench, loads of wingers on there 😂

Piroe to score against us, guaranteed. Seeing as it's last game of the season and doesn't matter, Sulemana to come on an score a hattrick

Wouldn't it be nice if Ipswich lost, but we beat Leeds to deny them. Then beat them in the playoff final, to deny them a second time. Nothing against Leeds, but would be funny.

Ipswich will get absolutely destroyed by var. They push the rules to the limit in the championship and that's not going to fly against the big boys and a bunch of refs that will look for any reason to chalk off a goal.

Fair play to Ipswich, they've deserved it. Now the Leeds game is a true dead rubber, makes sense to rest a few players and only focus on the playoff game.

Chris Woods doing an incredible Che impression against Man City 😂

So to confirm then, first leg is Sunday 12th May and the home leg is Friday 17th?

So which play off are we in? The early Sunday kick off or the Monday night game? Sunday seems preferable, but that 12:30 kickoff has a real "still asleep" danger about it

This one?

Sheffield United showing the championship teams the pathway. Go up, get humiliated each week, come back down with some of those sweet, sweet parachute payments.

That sounds like something out of the Mighty Ducks movies. Not sure even a flying V formation would save this shit show.

Spent all the money on an open top bus for the promotion parade 😢

It's Saturday, it's 5pm so it's time for this....

All over. Total shite.

Franny says there'll be enough injury time for saints to score two..... So around 9 hours then?

Another McCarthy save.

The replay of that Stoke chance, KWP just casually strolling along next to him. What's up with KWP? His form has fallen off a cliff

Stoke making a triple change, so now they'll fall apart and concede 👍

Dragan landing his plane at SMS to fire Martin at full time? 😱

Edozie off? Thought he was doing well. Should have taken Fraser off imo

We're lucky it's only 1-0

West Brom losing 3-0, seems they have a soft underbelly too. Shame we play Norwich (as it stands)

Edozie looks hurt now ffs

Ref could have given that, lucky for us