Saint NL

Bednarek was trying to tackle him for some reason 😳

Newcastle might as well sub their keeper and bring on another striker. One way traffic

Hahahaha, the Saudis gave the ref a call at half time.

Of course he scores, happens every time. So many chances to clear and none of them taken

55% chance Saints win. What? That's suprisingly high.

Well on today's evidence, saints aren't too keen 😂

Well well well. Who expected that? Selles to take off Armstrong and bring on another centre back would be my guess for half time.

The ref will do 55, easy.

Che Adams would have missed that chance tbf Fantastic tackle by Lavia to start that

Has Gordon switched sides? He was destroying Lyanco so it's a weird move Edit: apparently my stream is slightly behind 😂

Commentator said there was no malice so it's ok

It's either Ant or Dec, I can't tell them apart

When they score, which they will, I just hope it's not Gordon, he's a real little scrote

It was knee to knee. This commentator speaks with a Geordie accent 😂

Lyanco vs Gordon is the battle of the peroxide blondes.

Anthony Gordon looking for his first goal for Newcastle comes close, but we know how that's going to end

http://bit.ly/3Lhi70Z Enjoy

Sulemana looks like he fancies a move to Newcastle, actually seems up for the game today

Bianca from EastEnders is looking well.

Brave must mean something else in Spanish.

Genius from Selles. Confuse the opposition, they won't know what's about to hit them. (That's the only possible explanation) Oh and here's a link to watch this free flowing attacking football masterclass: https://v3.sportsonline.sx/channels/hd/hd9.php

It's all pointing to a nil nil bore draw where Newcastle do everything but score, and Selles comes out and praises our defensive prowess.

Having 10 men is an advantage apparently 🤔 Chris Sutton isn't holding back in his predictions on BBC. He said " Southampton were a disgrace on Thursday, bearing mind they were at home and needed to win the game. I thought their performance was gutless and they offered so little in attack. The position Saints are in, I was expecting them to play with desperation and throw everything they could at Bournemouth. Instead, they looked like a team who had already been relegated. How on earth they got a point against Arsenal last week, I really don't know." and predicted a 5-0 loss.

Anyone else think this ends with Rasmus stepping up to the managers role to "show us how it should be done"? Stranger things have happened

Christ, I'd almost forgotten that. Seems like a lifetime ago.