Saint NL

Adam Armstrong hat trick coming up

Died of embarrassment after getting his little winky out on Channel 5.

Violence is not clever, but if someone ran in from the crowd and landed one on Selles, I wouldn't be upset.

I honestly believe it can't be worse than today. This is beyond pathetic

Only Newcastle iirc

Are we sure that the medical team aren't slipping the players a pre match Xanax?

Lyanco kicking Salah into the sun?

I doubt Fulham will ever get an easier three points than this, it's mind blowing how bad we've been

So just a change of players, but the formation stays the same? Being a manager must be so easy

He needs to be gone 10 minutes after the final whistle blows against Liverpool. He cannot be allowed to stink the place up until June

The commentator just had a breakdown. He can't understand why you might make a change after going a goal down 😂

A decent manager might, you know, play with two strikers..... Not Selles though, he knows better

Mara coming on to score a bag full

A cross and the big man heads just over.

Lol, like clockwork

Great finish, miles offside

Commentator is confident that Saints are going to go for it.... Well I'm convinced

The hardest working man involved in this game, is the guy that puts the half time highlight package together. How he's managed to fill 2 minutes is a minor miracle

Some boos, a small ripple of applause. No one gives a fuck as saints slide into the championship.

It's to hide all the scars. He must be a huge masochist

Lovely stuff from big Paul. Ali Dia couldn't have done that ...

This is the least eventful game I've watched in a long time. I wonder if Match Of The Day will just skip it

Alcarez is fed up with playing with this bunch of losers, he's just shooting when he gets the ball now 😂

Well, at least the pitch is looking better now. That's something I suppose

Lyanco has had two attempts at handball already