Julian H. Cope

I once served a Dubonnet & Lemonade to Dudley Sutton whilst I worked as a car mechanic to Sir Michael Stoute. Suffice to say he left me a massive tip and I was able to buy the Internet.

Rubber Soul is immense.My fave Beatles album.Top marks sir.

I went to a Turkish restaurant once.I also killed a nonce with a stylophone in the foyer of the ABC.

Nightmares On Wax - Smokers Delight. Fila Brazlia - Black Market Gardening. If you own a copy of these albums I suggest you whack 'em on and enjoy. Lots of love, Monsieur Cope.

I fully concur.I am going to listen to The Sundays because I am a big girl.

Cheers. Lots of love, Mr Thaksin Sinawatra.

numusic circa 2003.

The Thorns eponymous long player. (ps dear ponty, dont fear the nu.)

When are they going to start building those flying cars? Tomorrows World were quite certain that every home would have one by now. As for a 3rd runway,why not.I'm a pilot. f*ck the economic and environmental impact.

Well done Fred.

Saints.

I saw Lionel Messi buying a toothbrush holder in John Lewis yesterday.

I'll have it.I'm a c*nt who wears a tie to work.

"Touch base" and other such w*nkspeak.

Sparklehorse - Good Morning Spider, followed by Spiritualized - Lazer Guided Melodies. Smashing.

Fred Deakin - Nu Balearica.(So good it's scary,trust me) The Shortwave Set - Replica Sun Machine.

He is omnipotent.Not an inanimate object.Go & stand in the corner & watch that awful programme you keep banging on about.

I would rather eat an infected hairy haddock pastie.

B road? Or maybe a secluded cul de sac, or a nice leafy avenue.

A road.

"How about I make your bung-hole fizz" "I could make your clopper drip like a f*cked fridge" "Can I lick your bum?"

I had a massive w*nk, & I blacked out for a bit.Then I went inside for murdering some cats. By the way, I am currently listening to Silent Movie by the wonderful people who collectively call themselves Quiet Village.

Mew - Frengers. Merry Easter.

Bertie Basset walks into his GP and drops his trousers. "Have a look at my c*ck, doc",he says "What the hell have you been up to?" "F***ing Allsorts"................................ ..............I'm here all week....................

The Aliens - Luna Elbow - Seldom Seen Kid Heartthrob - Dear Painter Paint Me White Denim - Workout Holiday Coldplay - Viva La Vida It's got a nice mainstream feel to it.Suck my balls.