Julian H. Cope

Cleveland Golf Red Irons 2-9 with True Temper Gold Dynamic shafts Cleveland Golf HiBore XL Tour Driver Mizuno MP-T Black Nickel wedge Mizuno Bettinardi A-02 putter Yawn.

Post of the day.Made me chortle.LV is in the post.

Yes.I could think of a lot worse.

TBH I would let them all ruin me.

Is it supposed to give me a boner?

Surely repatriating him to Finland is not technically murder?

I don't like cats.I have never been traumatised by one & I am certainly not naive.I think cats are c*nts.Although I wouldn't kill one,just the people who own/love them.

Have Eastleigh council chopped down all the trees now.Stupid old bint.I hope she ruined her hip replacement.

Drink. Alone.

I'm hoping it was 2 rolls of tracing paper.

Alonso is an excellent driver* *not said in a Rain man stylee.

If you want something done,do it yourself.That way you can hate yourself and not others.

Fluke - Slid(PDF Mix) Orbital - Snivilisation I am a hip groovy cat.

She woke me this morning at 9am.I got in from work at 6am.I hate her.

The bloke from some company who just phoned me.I would do it in front of his wife.The c*nt.

People who work in most clothes shops. Hairdressers/Barbers Prevailing northerly winds West Quay Road Car Transporter drivers My Wife this morning Post Office queues C**ts who work for Sky Massa & Hamilton(di**less fukctards) A substandard cup of tea Manchester Utd/Chelsea/England Fans that wear face paint Gary Barlow/Robbie Williams The Dallas Cowboys franchise Sir Michael Stoute(bent fat c*nt) Working on a Saturday No Sex for at least 2 days Freshers week People who say"Ok buddy" People who make disgusting noises while they eat People who go on cruises Fukcing cu**ing English sheep on Planes/Airports People who think Peter Kay is a genius. Burnt toast Dead microwaves Poole Greyhounds(awful sh*thole) More tbc...........

Th' Faith Healers - Lido.

Isn't that Jonathon Edwards?

I'd do her.

TBF I stole it from Roger Mellies Magna Farta.

Streaky.

I make them happen.

Also may I suggest you wear an apron.Naked apart from socks and sandals is not a good look.Oh & shave your bum.

Yes.After I finish she would look like a plasterers radio.I would then send her dad the video.

Only w*****s grill their bacon.I suspect they also wear socks with sandals.