hypochondriac

Not worth it. Let the gullible believe what they want.

It's not going to look great if we are saying things like Wanyama is someone we are very interested in and we do our deals in our own time if he was never interested in us and wanted to sign for a bigger team.

Why would you want updates from someone who is quite clearly making it up and has done for years?

What does that mean?

Quality match.

For me second best after Nadal Federer final

That's an odd thing to say. I think the caution stems from seeing what has happened to other clubs that have brought in massive players on huge wages. Mad would be accepting that without question and not wondering how we can afford it all.

Should have paid his mortgage. I suspect they haven't put the sequel where the bailiffs got another order which allowed them to be physically removed.

Yorkshiresaintthelegend

You might be excited by some players being linked to us (though personally I am excited when they actually sign) but astonished to be targeting really good players? Seems rather easily pleased to me.

Why is mentioning a player's name astonishing?

Exactly. People need to embrace the songs and forget about little details like the name.

When we need a goal from somewhere we call for tello lo lo Rehab.

But he isn't signing for us...

Love it.

Throw away your Tellovision...

Tello! Tello! He's a Southampton boy and if you are a pompey fan surrender of you'll die Tello follows Southampton.

I'm excited for this signing purely on the basis of the song opportunities.

Seemingly.

Follow the Tello brick road. The possibilities are endless.

We call him mellow Tello.

We all live in a tello submarine.

It isn't over the top it is the market rate for the best players.

It's absolute rubbish

TBF I don't think he was claiming any knowledge himself, he was referring to Charlton fans and Gerrard.