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See, problem here is if you were I bord I could start orderin' you about. Wash this, clean that, suck this. But as you ain't, I'm not gonna.

I'm sure a man of your obvious specialities will get to the root of the issue

Apparently, this Uni student (who's never been ****ed or kissed) is a fat one according to Bearsy's very exact review, sort of like a 20year old roly-poly

Tru, praps he could use other stuff he bought in her hardware store to build a coffin ..................could even leave a peephole in it for post burial activities ......

Not sure I'd start banging a bird who can't tell the difference between a bird of prey and a tool for cutting wood though, would you ?

This is a mental review ! Bearsy, you sure you've never been on The South Bank with this level of understanding ?

First time I've been called a human in feckin' ages ! :-) Lovin' the review though

I think we should all donate money to keep Bearsy in a good supply of KleenexTM whilst he undertakes this task on behalf of all of us. Would hate him to run out just as a boning comes into view ................. We could call it Bearsys Boning Fund or sommat:nod:

I'm presuming you mean me here ! And no, still waiting for Bearsy to tell us how he did it. By God though, he's doing a fantastic job on 50 Shades, keep it up Bearsy ! ( I know that ain't gonna be too much of a problem for you )

Ahem, I'm not a maths teacher you know !

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You now need to pay for a new screen and keyboard as I just spurted coffee all over mine ! :-) And thats ALL I spurted, thank you very much.

Think I just included a link to them didn't I ? lol

Afternoon, just taking a break from recording to post ! Lol Never seen School Of Rock myself, but I prefer Ms McCurdy anyway http://www.justjaredjr.com/photo-gallery/491532/jennette-mccurdy-hawaii-holiday-01/ Ahem

The last series is a good one :- http://www.deseretnews.com/article/765595013/Jennette-McCurdy-gets-her-own-show-on-Nickelodeon.html Am I THAT bad for liking it ?

One of the benfits of having young kids is watching the crap THEY like when they grow up. My lad is currently hooked on iCarly, which normally I would hate (as with most yank sitcoms), however, this one has late teenage girlies in it (NOT of the Megan Summers type ok !) And I'm not a Maths teacher at all ..................... It's VERY good viewing at times :-)

Crap quality to begin with, and most of the people are stoned (just look at John McVie for instance !) but I defy ANYONE not to tap their feet to this :-

St. Ballesteros Of Europe. Such inspiration. Can't play golf for toffee myself, but it was Seve that got me liking to watch it !

Don't you just love spanking the yanks when they think they've won it ! :-)

Get the FECK IIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Why don't we ever get that sort of news on BBC Breakfast ? Would love to see a bit of http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006v5tb/team/susanna-reid doing some pole dancing !

So, is The Muppet Show the sort of semi intellectual, semi pornographic, part religious, somewhat political and slightly intelligent proving ground and initiation ceremony that former lurkers have to go through before being let loose on other more sensible areas of the forum ? It definately seems to be ! If so, am I now allowed to officially gawp at the latest set of norks on a Nun in the match threads without having to do it whilst feeling even dirtier (for not having paid) than I should do anyway ?

Also, technically it was your lodger that was the cause of me giving up my fiver. Dare I suggest you calling her back round so you can pass it over ?

I've heard you'll do anything for a fiver Bearsy, at least thats what I've read about you anyways

Can't help you there then .....................Romsey is my gaff, Chilworth is where I work Both posh places, apart from my bit that is