Sevvy

I am going for Ricky Lambert as player coach with big Kev his number 2

Good luck to him, I expect him to last about 8 months, now I wold laugh if we get FDB as our manager, but hayho onwards and upwards

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live maybe we could make love again?' Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?' His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny... ..but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.' Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says, "I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend". The florist looked at him and says, "Certainly sir, what is it you're after?" "A ****," Paddy replies. THE EXPLANATION, The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously. "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife (your daughter) telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .... She never got your E-mail!"

If it was me and I knew Mopo wasn't intrested in continuing to be a our manager, I would say to Spurs, fine he has a year left of his contract if you want him that would be £10m please, if you don't like it F##k off, Mind you that's me and I am a horrible sod.

Did he sign at 12 or did I miss it. . O:-)

7. Flemming park 8. Hoglands park 9.houndwell park

2. The Common 3. Riverside Park

What amazes me is that both Building came Straight down, they didnt topple over or anything just straight down.

Well I am a 1959 lad as well, so I had better post, I would like to think that trousers will be the one to put the first piece of info on page 2000

Now I would laugh if MP stays with us and Spurs in the end struggle to get anyone to manage them.

Nick name

I am sat here in a bar drinking a San Miguel, the sun is shining, I can wait, just chilling here, what will be will be. Just relax fellow saint supporters, all will come well in the end , i hope.

Nest

Now if Luke Shaw wants to play champions league, why would he go to united as they are not in Europe this year , why not stay at Saints for another 12months and see where we are or united are. Mind you that's if he wants to go to United that is. All this speculation of who is staying and going is a waste of time, just sit back relax for a while, enjoy the world cup, what will be will be, there is nothing you or me can do about it. Sevvy.

Angry.

Congratulations, i have twin boys, almost 21 years old now, enjoy them whilst they are young as the time will go really quickly, Sevvy

I would like on the last game of the season again MAn U, for a table to be put on the pitch in front of everyone and have Mo Po sign on the dotted line along with some of the main players saying they are staying for the forceable future, wouldnt even care about the result after that. i can dream cant i,

Turkish

I would be Rallyboy and write a book, he has a way with words.

Worse

Good luck mate, I have twin boys almost 21 now. Enjoy them whilst they are young they will grow up really quick,

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a Cornish dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Carol takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one...right here.' Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?' 'That's simple; by the nail over its stall', Carol explains very confidently. Then the man asks, 'What's the nail for?' She turns and starts to walk away and with complete confidence, says over her shoulder, ...... 'I assume it's to hang your trousers on.'

Cheers for that, not the sort of image I want when eating my breakfast.

So Warnock's off the managers list now then.

How can they get in anymore players, the size of their squad and isnt there a limit on loan players per team,