Sevvy

Goggles

If you have a cat go on you tube and put in Simons Cat, some of the cartoons are brilliant

First words from one of the trapped miners. " Are Pompey dead yet"

They will be lucky to see 1p then

That makes me ancient at 51 then

Radio 5 live have just had the Doncaster owner on the radio,he said that he dose'nt like whats going on in the Championship at the moment,he would not mention the team,(he gave enough hints which one though)but just said the team which has got players in on 20k a week knowing the cant afford them.

Ive have just speed read through the report for the first 6 month's. (which can be found on the newsnow site under pompey in admin, i think its the second one down). It dosent make good reading does it.

Driving through Wales i saw a bloke up behind a sheep I Said " are you shearing" He replied " no find your own b4st4rd"

In our last house the wife wanted me to put in a gas fire,she thought (bless her) it would be easy just connect it to the nearest radiator, we had gas central heating,now you can see where this is going. It was hard work trying to get her to understand this.

I bet that makes good reading

And how big are those Black Holes

RSCPA, Stubbington Ark Rescue centre

Does anybody know if i can transfer British airway airmiles into this sceme

i'm going for 5-0 Saints

AA, Sorry creditors, but your 4p, minus deductions and the extra money we need to pay our players etc. so here that 1p then, we rounded it up for you,

Plus they didnt get the 1.5 million for Smith. so they are still short

2 Cows in a field, 1st Cow to the 2nd "I was artificially inseminated yesterday" 2nd, "Was you really" 1st "Yes Straight up no Bull"

+1 I agree on the above

Dog sh1t

Probably someone we havent thought of yet

Woman walks into a pet shop and says to storeman i d like to buy a canary for my son, Certainley madam they are down the end in a big cage just pick the one you want, but only the ones on the floor of the cage. Why is that said the woman, The store keeper replied. Because the other one are on Higher perches

Car park empty, stadium empty must be a home game

Apparentley according to the Pompey news some doughnut want to take over Pompey for £16m

Its a cricket