notnowcato

"Probably" very short odds??? Looks a good thing but I try and avoid odds on novice runners.

I kissed a mod and I liked it

For the sake of St Will I suggest we ignore him

I thought kiptanui was banned

Poll?

Agreed. At last the defence can celebrate a clean sheet.

I Am Legend. Seems all Adam needed was a proper manager.

You could make it up. People set targets in the way they wish. If they wish to aim high only to disappoint then so be it. If they wish to aim low and be happy, that is their choice too. If they want to be realistic considering this team was hastily put together with no pre-season, expect a slow start and then improvement then that too is up to them. If you wish to continue this pishing contest then, that too, is your choice. FWIW my target was within 10 points off the play offs, I thought that was "realistic". It may be I underestimated how quickly AP would get us in the winning groove.

Denman was simply awesome yesterday. One of the best performances I have seen by a chaser. When Ruby put The Tank to the front with a circuit to go the writing was on the wall. Would Kauto Star put up the same performance? I have my doubts. Roll on Cheltenham Festival. Hopefully we will Denman v Kauto with both of them in good health. Only one winner for me.

Go on then.... I'll say it.... Are you thankful you are not a full Italian??

I was set upon last night by three guys down an alley. I managed to knock one out. Not the best time for a w_ank but what the hell.

Watching Del Potro v Federer. Infinitely better than the dross served up by Murray earlier today. Stroking my dog.

Is that one or two euphemisms?? I'm confused.

Guinness Sky Sports Being deaf in one ear and not telling the missus My son Twin sisters

We used an epileptic builder last year.

I know a man that walks with a lisp

SWEET JESUS!! Many thanks for the link to DHP.

Foxs Chocolate Shortcake Rounds

****ing marketing calls on my phone, **** OFF!!!

Razor blades... takes the ****ing **** when it comes to pricing up. Gillette have taken ****ing ripping off blokes to whole new ****ing level. ****s.

Will disagree with it being an excellent programme but... in true TMS tradition Come Dine On Me? Come Grind With Me