Big Bad Bob

deluded ****wits

As you don't work there anymore I would....

As the Sheep ****gers are promoted the fish fiddlers are relegated WTFILN :-)

S****horpe are a goal up too

And to get back on subject :- Oncoming drivers who overtake parked cars on your side of the road and glare at you if you don't give them room, even if there is none to give, it's my right of way arsehole!! Oncoming drivers who turn right on my side of the road and then glare at me because I'm correctly positioned to turn right, I've paid my road tax too arsehole!! People in the left hand lane of a two lane roundabout who cut across my lane because they're too lazy to go round the roundabout, arseholes!! Drivers behind who gesticulate because you won't block a pedestrian crossing in stationary traffic, read the highway code arseholes!! And it seems we have a consensus on arseholes who don't turn their fog lights off when it's not restricted visibility, arseholes

What's wrong with gaylord you big, fat, arty farty gayer? #indirectdiscrimination

Stupid Tokyo, that's obviously a mock up of St Mary's American Football Stadium, home of the Southampton Saints

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son I'll keep on plucking pheasants 'til the pheasants plucking's done

I thought Micah Hall said he had nothing to fear??

22, on loan from Tottenham, has played for the England U16s through to U21s, continually on loan from Tottenham though...and, yes, he does look quite good.

Ah, that's right, I'm looking for my son's hat and Spudder's scarf

If Phil Mickleson is there you have my full permission to smack him one, jammy, spawny ****..

Sorry, I'm busy next weekend, I've got errrm, some, errrm, things to do

Depends if it was a knitted woolen scarf in tasteful shades of red and white or one of these (warning clicking on the link may cause metro-sexual traits to become dominant)

Could you get it for me then please, still attached to the scumbag who's wearing it.........

What's that :- o return to the PL o Pay the £2m if they do

No they won't, but then they won't be the first :- http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/08/swansea-halo-owners-windfall?CMP=twt_gu Was this posted here yesterday??

ees not a rat, ees a hamster

My son left his Ben 10 hat on the cross channel ferry, I say he has as much chance of getting that back as you do of getting your scarf back!

¿qué?

For a new one, well at least one I haven't seen before, Bacardi Oakheart...neat

Season six?? Week 6 probably nearer the mark

TBH if it stops them "illegally" parking somewhere else and completely ruining it then I'm all for it...but then they must change the law that if they do park "illegally" they can be moved on to an "official" site straight away, not after 2 weeks of court cases...

http://thetwounfortunates.com/big-spending-southampton-need-to-remember-pompey/

London? One of the nicest parts of the Country? And £70k pw gets you feck all in London, even a beer costs just shy of £5, imagine how much it costs in on of the more "affluent" areas...