LGTL

We just need someone to get us past the record low points total. That’s all there is to play for, and it’s been that way since about the second week of the season. Basically, anyone that isn’t Russell fucking Martin should just about do it.

Hurry up and get the announcement on the OS, there’s a good boy Jord.

What a game this is for Spurs. An absolute fucking gift. They’ll know full well they can play a B team and not even be arsed, and still come away with an extremely comfortable victory against the worst team in the history of this division.

Couldn’t give a fuck what a club employee thinks 👍

Oh fuck off you absolute throbber and go write an article for the OS.

He was 10/1 to be sacked earlier today. That’s now come in to 1/4 on. Hopefully they know something.

SR have been responsible for hiring the two worst PL managers of all time. Of that there is no doubt. How can you get it so wrong? I’d have Jones over Martin though.

And he’s back to blaming the fans again for the goal conceded. Honestly, have we ever had a bigger cunt in charge of our football club?

We’ve become a team that other clubs basically pity. They treat us like a League 1 team arriving for a 2nd round Carabao Cup match. They rest key players and barely break a sweat, knowing full well they don’t need to. That first goal today sums us up. A bouncing ball and THB could have just headed it out for a throw. But he brings it down to try and play it out, gets tackled, and 1-0. Martin is a disease throughout the whole club that needs eradicating. He is completely destroying us, week by week, and I fucking detest him for it. Our situation is now beyond a joke and bordering on completely insane. Our manager has made us the worst team in PL history, and he still sits in the job looking like a smug wanker because he doesn’t give a fuck. It’s Russell Martin first, everything else second. It’s an absolute disgrace.

Absolutely. Errors leading to goals is already in the bag. We’ll soon add the highest number of defeats, the lowest number of wins, and the lowest points total in PL history. Fantastic.

Record low points total incoming. A disgrace to the Premier League. Cheers Russ you utter cunt

Imagine being this naive 😂

It’s always amusing to see his unhinged tantrums when a player dares deviate from his plans. So good luck to the wind.

Villa aren’t stupid, as if they’d cancel a game and a guaranteed 3 points against our pathetic manager.

Russ can only dream of being anywhere near as successful as Hughes. They’re in different stratospheres. I think some doughnuts are forgetting we have 5 points from 14 games 😂😂

Tomorrow has all the hallmarks of being an absolute classic. Red weather warning, heavy rain, 80mph winds, trains fucked up, and last but by no means least, Russ enjoying yet another absolute pasting.

The moment the crowd show slightly more discontent, which is coming for sure against Spurs, precious little Russ will be fucking losing his mind. I can’t wait to see the sarcastic clapping for starters. Hopefully it’ll finish off the deluded wanker and our shit owners might wake up from their 6 month coma.

Still waiting for an update from Manji. He loved blowing smoke up the arse of the worst owners we’ve ever had. His silence is deafening.

I know the point he was making and he’s still a massive cunt. Your PR isn’t working, time to head back to base and rethink your strategy.

Honestly fucking pointless. Fuck off Martin you smug useless wanker.

Perfectly put. Lighthouse seems to think it’s Martin’s way, or Wimbledon of the 90’s. Clueless.

Bloody hell Jones would be like winning the lottery. Has a better PL record than Russ too.

That’s me done until Palace now, and that’s only for a day out with mates. Like fuck am I ruining my Sunday evening and Boxing Day watching this utter bollocks.

You realise the more you mention the inadequacy of the players, the more you disprove your own point right? If they’re so fucking bad and Championship level, why the FUCK is our loon of a manager not being more pragmatic?

No other PL team would stick with him. Not one. We’re a joke.