LGTL

Don’t think I’ve heard Bree’s name once. Baffling selection he is. I know Tall Paul is funny but he’s one of the worst I’ve ever seen at this level. We’d be better off him getting sent off.

Bree’s

3 CB’s and we leave Delap there. It’s fucking criminal.

I honestly wouldn’t bother, it’s rancid from both teams.

Good start from Welington, looks an aggressive little fucker. Russ would have hated him.

Brighton have started the process of becoming us. Was always going to happen at some point, just like it will to Bournemouth eventually too.

Bree is a fucking disaster in a back 3. Downes is a pussy.

We really have to focus on Wolves and Palace at home. They're probably our best two chances of actually winning a game. Even if we somehow manage to win just one of them, it leaves us needing 3 draws. Surely even we can manage that, surely? I'm not remotely confident mind you.

Norris. More for that fact that if he had that chance every day since, he wouldn’t have scored it once. Cunt. Ibrahimovic. We really should have won that final, but jumping up against Jack Stephens you knew the outcome was obvious. And bizarrely, Craig Gardner in the 5th round of the FA Cup away at Sunderland back in 2014. Not so much the goal, but I haven’t been annoyed with a result as much. We should have won the cup that year, our team was excellent and the draw had opened up yet we decided to rest everyone FFS. Lambert proceeded to miss an open goal in the last minute too.

Playing Bree in a 3 CB system is killing us at the moment. If you’re insistent on playing this way, then ABK and Wood have to come in. We are playing 3 central defenders and arguably our best 2 are sat on the fucking bench.

I agree. He’s a fucking awful player and I’d have him nowhere near the squad. Lazy as shit too.

Worst home run in our 140 year history. It’s clearly working.

Can’t believe how passive the fans are. I get it’s a massive pile of steaming shit and we’re not exactly Galatasaray, but no other club in the league would be accepting this absolute fucking shit show.

Newcastle fan, I assume?

Could comfortably be 5, 6, 7 or whatever Newcastle want it to be. We have to be the most uncompetitive Premier League team in history.

Fucking Armstrong. One of the worst I’ve ever seen at this level, pathetic. We’re getting humped dry

Yeah, do we have to? I can think of little more depressing than a football match at St Mary’s.

I agree. I’ve harped on about this record since August, starting mostly tongue in cheek. But it’s now an extremely real possibility. We simply HAVE to beat that record.

Bunch of fucking cunts. Setting a new low points total was obvious after about 2 weeks of the season. Everything and everyone associated with this club this season are wankers. Except us lot, why on earth are we bothering?

Smallbone at this level should be illegal let’s be honest

Fucking fuck off

The club will be absolutely delighted. It's killed any sort of atmosphere and expect our Police bill has been considerably reduced. But it's been awful, lets be honest. As predicted, the 'wall' is a pile of cringy shite.

I’ve booked short haul a few times from there thinking it’s close by when it really bloody isn’t. Pain in the arse to get to and I wouldn’t fly from there again. Saying that, I try to avoid small airports and would choose Heathrow every time.

Yeah, I agree that this is going to be a fucking impossible habit to break next season. It’s the sort of year that doesn’t just ruin players, but also clubs. Could be our last season in the Prem for many a year.

Strange take. There’s about 8 or 9 others to criticise before you get to Fernandes.