LGTL

Fernandes will go

Much better. We should be aiming to sign the best players in this league and he’d be up there.

Sky reporting

Bit more like it

As it stands right now, 1/10. And that’s only because we’ve so far kept Fernandes. Lose him and it’ll currently be a 0.

Yep, that’ll be it. We’ll be scrambling around for 6th place.

FFS, totally underwhelming. What the fuck are paying Spors for, exactly?

Agree. The way to definitely win the league is by having an awful goalkeeper.

Just seen their coaches are leaving Fratton at 8.30am, with an aim to arrive at St Mary’s by 9.30am! Honestly, talk about ruining these two games 😂

Fraser!

Positives - Roerslev, Archer, Stewart, Fraser Negatives - everyone else

Good finish Archer 0-1

New RB looks alright to be fair.

Had high hopes for Still but this level of woefulness can’t be ignored too much longer.

Flynn Downes reminds me of those Basketball players who lost all their talent in Space Jam.

These 3 centre half’s are absolutely fucking pathetic, my god.

Shit from Charles, so fucking sloppy. Or possibly could have been Archer 😂

More hospital play from fucking Downes

5 at the back and no Fernandes in squad…. Just in case anyone isn’t feeling bad enough at the moment.

Always the easy choice for these shysters, regardless of ability. No better then what we already have but willing to spunk millions on him. The Sports Republic way.

Another Sports Republic masterstroke. One of the worst we've ever had.

Don’t forget - there’s absolutely nobody else suitable we could buy. No players, nada, not one. Despite that, this very thread has identified about 20 realistic players who would instantly improve the starting 11.

Fuck me, Pompey have a better striker then we do. Colby Bishop is better than any of the complete shit we have. I’m stunned there are people arguing that this is the best we could have done, fucking staggering 😂

….and people think our complaints are really about George Long or that we’re “bed wetting” or whatever. That summary is definitely worth pinning somewhere for easy reference when MLG once again tells us all will be fine.

Can George Long play striker?