saint_stevo

try a months 'detox' Scu

I hate Puma King's, i spent my Tyro days kicking people with those big flappy white tongues. Was gonna get some AdiPURE's, a modern day version of the World Cup/Copa Mondials it seems. Dislike the F50's too.

i have not been drunk in about 2 months, saved some cash and my body is now my temple.

I am not African, nor do i have a goat. HTH

Aids my friend, what boots do you wear, mine took a turn for the worst and now im hunting out some new ones. Yours seem to do the biznis

Happy Birthday, I will give you 2 pictures of me and £2.50

i only drink snakebite. Adds to the projectile

Have been to the Aqua Sana a few times, its blookdy expensive for a day pass, and i checked yesterday and its all booked up. Oh, and DSM, my mrs is a fitteh FACT.

Fri- Dinner wiv the mooses. Sat- Played footy, beat teh Pompey fookers Portchester 5-0. Boots were dismantled. Sunday- Awoke to SMS abuse on teh telephone, got up and played for IFC in teh second half, deflected one past my keeper, gave away a pen with Crab Lungs in a tag team combo challenge Went shopping wiv teh mrs. Watched Super Sunday Chilled 7/10

it is a stupid statement, cos i always end up eatin some hideous kebab at the end of the night anyway, and if i aint eaten i get c::nted and then the only thing to throw up is the beer i have just invested in and then onto teh painful bile

im up my own arse? Cool first time anyone has said that bout me. Schweet

Tommy?

Could do with a backup in case its peeing down mind........

DSM you may have saved me

Bullard is far more creative than Reo-Coker or Jenas but on the downsize, looks slightly german

Um, meant to be taking the mrs for a day out tomorro as i took the day out and was told to surprise her. Went to the thermae spa in Bath last week and something simialr would go down a treat, but it seems all the spa's need more notice. Anyone got any ideas/know of something similar we can just turn up to without booking first? Any help greatfully received. Google was not my friend, nor lastminute.com

Downing and Jenas offer very little, with the latter little more than a water carryer playing for the worst team in the premier league atm and the former previously proving his inabilty to rise to the big occasion. Young is one of the best wingers in the league and yet does not get into the SQUAD. Something aint right there.

Should not be able to read the main bored and should be identified instead of 'Registered User' or 'Full Member' as a Skate or Pompey Scum or something

Trade her in? Put her in a home? Give her back to her parents? Leave her?

um how can Ashley Young not be in the squad?

Mars Bar party?

Defoe is in because he is the most natural goalscorer we have and has started this season superbly

i'll have wahtever you have taken

i like pretentious Books are for gehs