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Thanks Mr Lynam - really looking forward to hearing this deal is done! UP THE SAINTS!

STUFF THE 10 POINTS! NO ONE GIVES A SH!T. this just looks like a load of willy-waving to me. If the ****ing FL are so determined that we should take the points deduction then so be it. JUST SIGN THE FRIGGING DEAL

ahhhh the saga continues. Nothing is EVER simple with SFC is it? I mean, most clubs just go up for sale, some rich fat bloke waddles up to the current owner with a suitcase of folding and collects the keys. Not with SFC. No we just HAVE to be bloody different don't we! Screw waiting around. I'm off down the pub to work on my liver disease. They have SSN there so I won't miss a thing. Then again, if I was in a sensory deprivation chamber on the dark side of the moon I wouldn't miss a thing either.

I have just docked the FL 20 points. They will start next season on -20 for being a bunch of pony ****ers

oh i don't know. stranger things have happened before. Liverpool have a gazillion pounds of debt and could easily go bankrupt if the scousers stop buying the polyester shirts and other crap

what a facking bald-arsed stringy-nut-job smeg-filled piece of crap

...we're going to Wembley...

blue sq south, on the common.

21 Minutes till deadline. RIP SFC.

Come on, just sign the bloody thing...

ketchup

So the deal is off and that means that Fry has to liquidate the assets of the club which means that St. Mary's Young Men's Association F.C is no more and we can all go down the pub and get liver disease.

my whippet could get this deal done quicker standing on one hind leg dancing the polka and balancing a sea-lion on her tail.

Indeed. It was a trick news bulletin to keep you all on your toes.

BREAKNIG NEWS: A statement on the takeover deal will be announced at 13:00hrs on Tuesday 23rd October, 2042. There are some last minute details to tidy up. The club will not be taking part in the Football League for the next 33 years while the deal is concluded.

Deep down in the didgery dell, where the old owls hoot and the greyhounds tell, of their race for a sensible nell, stands a broken old tree, with a broken old branch and never a hope in hell. all deep down in the didgery dell. The tree, once proud, Stood high as a cloud, With roots stretching all the way down. It witnessed the years from acorn to oak, And heard the promises the human men spoke. But the tree did not see one instance of when, They honoured their word; the promises all broke. [to be continued]

We need an enquiry into this take over. I believe it should be held in private and the final report should be completely redacted.

Just take the -10 points, get the deal done. Get Strachan back and Tiss in the board room and Lord Lloyd Webber or who ever with loads of dosh and we will have got back to 0 points by the end of August anyway, what with the good atmosphere etc

Perhaps they are only willing to proceed if the -10 points is removed. Perhaps they have told the FL that they are a bunch of dribbly arse-holes.

OFFICIAL: Saints new owner is either a man or a woman

The fans will be the 12th man, as always

I was hoping this deal would have been done by elevensies

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As I expected. Now we all know that MLT is a true Saint - loyal to the core but he was reported to be on £1M at Sky. Hope he gets a decent wage for being chairman too. Deserves it.

Question: will Tiss still be on Sky when he becomes chairman of the club?