Deppo

Yes, well done for watching a game of football on TV.

It's the way he tells them.

I expect he'll be able to play immediately, but he might want to take a while to get over the experience.

It must be, 'cos Bungle said so.

Of course I am. I have the co(k of a seven year old boy.

It's amazing what steroids can do to you.

I am a 6'9" bodybuilder, and if I catch you doing this, I will first bodyslam you into the ground, and then perfect-plex you head first into the steaming pile of sh!t. be warned.

The burning question...

Cripes.

The Wiltshire Saint seems to have whipped up a proverbial sh!tstorm.

What if they had gone round to terrorise or burgle someone? Just as they think they're over the worst, you come round and spread sh!t everywhere.

What if they had popped round to visit their frail grandmother before heading home?

Dirty Dog.

Well, let that be a lesson to you.

Please accept my humble apologies, Thorpie The Sinner.

Great main board thread. Can we have another one about the snow as well, please?

You soppy old sod.

He was just nervous.

I'm afraid it's not quite that simple.

You soppy old sod.

I'm listening to "Informer".

The caravan site shop?

Are you trying to invite some innuendo with this comment?

I was thinking yesterday that they should have a knockout competition alongside the league like the FA Cup.

Tit.