Deppo

Should be it.

Buckcherry.

Thought I'd start this old chestnut up again...'Arthur And George' by Julian Barnes...

It's all getting a bit silly...witness various football and cricketing nations fielding 'naturalised' players.I guess increased possibilities for migration are weakening the old notions of nationhood.I'm not sure about being allowed to represent two different countries though,although I'd probably welcome it if our Olympic team gained an advantage...

I'll be happy if we stay up.As with every season,there are so many questions that need to be answered...

Wheelie?

I'll be round after Emmerdale.

What,a geek?

Crunt.

Could I get mine back please.I've paid a fiver I can ill afford after my weekend,and it would just help me feel whole again.

Beats Andrew Surman standing behind a placard.

I don't believe this.I spent the whole weekend in a ditch and I've come back to this...does this mean I've got two posts left today?My brain's been scrambled enough over the past few days...