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Da-bling...got it!

Smartphone torches on. You could just make out Lord Ducky getting led away by police, face beetroot red with anger...

Bragg coming on.

Alcaraz... [Edit: balls! @trousersgot there first]

Alcaraz takes a lot of stick but he gets fucking stuck in. He's won countless 40-60 balls, has made some sublime passes and never stops trying to contribute.

Yesssssss! Great ball again by Alcaraz!

Meghoma has been excellent.

And now a wild effort. Feel for the lad, he's trying so hard to impress. Needs to just trust himself more and not try to force it.

Beauty!!! Lovely pass by Alcaraz!

Charles to RB, Holgate CB.

Great play by Will after goalie mistake. No one could get final touch.

It was a "poor attitude" ball though. Doesn't count.

Ohhhh just wide from Willy.

Yes. 2-0!

Maybe he's used to coming quicky...

Good sportsmanship, we are really encouraging the other team.

FFS Holgate!

Have you tried just enjoying his play instead of slagging him off?

A few surprise HT scorelines so far. BHA losing 1-0 to Stoke. QPR 2-0 Bournemouth Watford 0-1 Chesterfield

Yes. AArm could have 10 goals from 50 chances, he can "score", he has 10. But if another striker has 10 from 17 chances he'd be a better "finisher".

Go back, doesn't say "score", says "finish".

Can we have a friend for him then?

Can we get in a striker who can finish? Please and thank you.

Great ball Fraser, good cutback by SAA, Fraser's shot blocked but then Mara spooned the rebound!

Apparently the players just found out about KWP and then Holgate saw him in the crowd wearing what looked to be Luton colours....