OttawaSaint

I reckon they could make the city goal as wide as the pitch and we'd still lose.

I think he incurred Ralph's wrath by moving the ball forward and trying to attack. Can't have that. Two weeks out of the squad to learn sideways and backwards for him!

Flashes of brilliance? Luxury... My Saints team have periods of drabness...

If he's on the brink then just can him! Saints brass: listen Ralph if you lose 13 or 14 more times we'll be very cross and have to have a serious talk! Send him packing now!

What about the other 80+ minutes?

Bednarek on for Villa...

Close. I'd think it would be 0-0, fantastic rearguard performance, a booted clearance in 90+4 eludes Ederson, Adams goes past him, just had to roll it in...3 yards out...post...how...?!? City break...ball over the top, JWP does one of those annoying backwards headers he does...Bazunu stranded, 1-0 City...final whistle.

Ralph the self proclaimed "smartest man in the room" will be drawing up a masterplan. 4-2-4 boss? Against City? Yes, it'll be the last thing they'll be expecting!

Hopefully this wakes our lot up, "can we do that? Ohhh right, get me RH on the phone...".

City have broken FPL. Server error! Lol

Foden now has a hatty...

Just do a Boro and not show up...

Posts on here will be, "is he gone yet? 2 wins in the last 3 years, and two of them were vs Darlington in the Cup! Surely Ralph has to go!".

Get the game abandoned. 3-0 forfeit. Result!

Plastic fans leaving. Lolololol

Four now!

My God, another kung fu style goal. We will concede 12...

Phew Haalands goal drought is over. Was getting worried there...

I know I'm not and it's not my investment they are ruining...madness!

JWP is a bit of a luxury player but we can't carry him, especially with so many kids. His dead balls and all round play have been pitiful this season. Needs to get his head out of his arse and get back to basics. Our best corner was a short corner that someone else crossed. Says a lot.

Not having that. Dowie was excellent in his spell for us. Yes he looked a bit odd but his movement, anticipation, finishing etc. were top notch for us. Go look at some YouTube footage. A guy like him would be prefect for us. Mind you RH would have him at left back or something.

Every season he starts really slowly with all the crap set pieces, slow backwards and sideways. It's like he's sulking that he's not been picked up by a better club. Once he gets over it, he plays decent.

We should play against teams with no goalie, great idea!

30th of July...I hope not...

Fucking deluded. Excuses every week.