OttawaSaint

Groundhog day. We break into the attacking third and then slow it down and pass back. Not going to get many (or any) goals doing that.

What's worse is we have Gary Birtles complaining and whining all game...

Low quality game. Very frustrating because UTD, Wolves and Villa were all poor and there for the taking and we got zero points and zero goals. I'm worried this could go the same way.

Fulham with an early red vs Newcastle.

So sloppy with our passing at times.

Great skill Stu! Good chance Adams.

Reasonably bright start.

Similar things were said when we started Luke Shaw...

We get whipped and RHs post match is just, "Turkish, Fry, Hypo....Trousers...Pilchards....Ottawa....your boys took one hell of a beating!".

I can see the plan, play this season with a bunch of double barreled players and then next season sign players called Ward, Peters, Prowse, Car, Niles etc. and we can sneak 15 players on without anyone noticing. Might get a goal or two...

They probably have Theo folding tracksuits or something.

Lots of interesting possibilities...

No Moi, phew!

Mudt be a record for most double barrelled surnames in a starting lineup in EPL.

Double-barrelled...

You had me at first, my rage was building...well played!

#Spelling watch #MLG - Ridiculous

It's almost nailed on to be 1-0 to Everton at this point. We barely get anything resembling a scoring chance and they'll bobble one in off of DCLs arse and win. We'll throw the kitchen sink at them in the last 2 minutes (not really, just a lot of sideways and back until JWP floats one safely into the goalkeeper's arms). Final whistle. Then they'll roll out Adams or someone else to say, "we have to be better with the ball" or something equally useless... Rince...repeat...

Ralph has to go, his stupid tactics have a decent team looking so slow, ponderous and bereft of ideas in the attacking third. We look terrible. If he stays we'll be adrift at the bottom by the WC IMO.

Damn, I thought Dalek was back for a second there!

Look at that. Bournemouth move the ball quickly and incisively and score a lovely goal. Saints would have worked it all the way back to Bazunu.

Yep or the ball finds its way to Moi and his brain short circuits.

My point is that we are the most negative team in the whole division. I have a subscription to fubo so I watch as many games as possible and only Saints do that ponderous sideways back and then wait for the other team to get set before passing straight to them. Sometimes I need to check that the game isn't on fast-forward because Saints play so slowly. That's down to RH.

1-0, 3-0. They had a go at least. We don't even try to score. You can't win if you don't score!

10 men Wolves giving it a real go...vs City. Made a few decent opportunities. Not difficult is it Ralph?