OttawaSaint

Point of the game is to score goals but Ralph Baldrick has a cunning plan.

I have a subscription so I watch all the other teams and no other team passes the ball as slowly and as backwards and ineffectively as us. We literally just passed it back and sideways until we made a poor pass. What's the point?

Ralph checking his FPL, captained Martinez, 2 Villa defenders...

Baffling. Edozie immediately made us better last time out.

A minutes silence for the Saints "goals for" column...

Prowse is so off his game he keeps two handed shoving Villa players. Aribo got ball, immediately passes it to Villa. This is utter shite!

Ah well, the kit man will be happy. Won't need to do laundry tonight...

Bazuno, to Salisu...back to Bazunu...back to Salisu...to Bazunu... this is riveting...humped upfield...to Villa. Great stuff!

We've got enough decent players but Ralph ball is so tedious, slow and ineffective that it feels even more frustrating than when we were just shit. No shots on. Pathetic and boring. Let's have a go at them!

We expend all our energy getting it up the park and then go, "what now gaffer, back to the defence?". Total shit.

Harry Reed just scored.

Fulham smash in 2. Must be nice, our lot would've passed back.

Larius and Aribo coming on.

And JWP has been utter gash so far this season.

So Bailey off when the cross came in but is that really another phase of play when it came off the bar? Summarizer on fubo says clear red for that foul on Perraud. But it's our own fault, sleeping at the back to give them the corner before their goal and a forward line that sweats less than the King's brother...

Season has be utter shit except for vs Leeds and Chelsea. The rest has been anemic and incredibly frustrating to watch. I'm not really looking forward to games because we just seem so clueless and bereft of ideas. Then we concede ans a team that was there for the taking gets a nice easy 3pts and a confidence boost,

Utter bullshit! Never a foul there by Arma.

No use looking ok if we lose 1-0 to equally poor teams, Man U, Wolves, Villa?

Fucking hit the bar twice. Bollock!

Fucking useless dozyball.

Jesus. Well done Bazunu! Edit: fukkkkk

Fuckkk! Was opening up and Moi ran straight into trouble. Prat!

Bit more aggressive and he'd have been in there. Too slow, too lightweight...

No doubt VAR will wake up to say Adams was a toenail offside later on...

Comms saying accident...too bad we're never afforded such generosity...