OttawaSaint

Starting to regret that "Saints -EPL Champs 23/24" tattoo...

I long for the days of pretending to be injured at 60 minutes so the players could scarf gels full of amphetamines...

Like your stream, stuttering, static, annoyingly slow...dead.

Saints always look like a newly formed team in their first match. What's your name again? Dave? Have we got 3 Daves? Nah that's Trevor! Thought he was Tony, Stuart's brother? Who's Stuart?

If we hold on to a 1-0 defeat RH will be smiling ear to ear, his favorite result...

Fuck! Just saw Elyounoussi!

He probably helps clean the visitors dressing room. I'm not saying go all Roy Keane but fuck...

Like watching a cat play with a dead mouse...

Leeds 1 up, Leicester 2 up. Going down down down...in a ring of fire...

Saints, "err, sorry to bother but..." PSV, "have you seen the fucking time, hurry up, what do you want?" Saints, "apologies...well anyway, we are in need of..." PSV, "spit it out!" Saints, "Cody Gapk.." PSV, "no, fuck off" Saints, "sorry to bother yo..." PSV, .....

3-0 Villa. There's nothing Gerrard can do about this...

Should have cashed in a bought a forward etc.

Saints...

JWP and Armstrong miles away from their men. Great leaders these senior players...

Oh boyyy 0-1

Leicester 1 up at Wolves.

2-0. "But a new guy would just be the same with these players".

Good run by Lyanco but a pass would have been better than that shot.

My biggest annoyance with RH tactics. Almost every time there is a forward looking ball on to spring a player but no, too risky to lose the ball. But then we let them get set and then hoof it back to them.

To fill with fluff pieces. My prediction for this week, Perrau with "we have to belive in ourselves".

Peach from KDB, 3-1 City.

Dugout lickers are 2-0 up.

BHA should be very unhappy with both those City goals. First one Haaland appeared to push the defender, second Bernardo left his leg in and waited for contact before going down.

Yes.

Van Djyk not even bothering to get back onside for the next ball in. Liverpool in shambles!