OttawaSaint

Oh shit. At 6s and 7s there. Lucky!

About time we got a couple of slices of luck.

Shit, that'll get chalked off. Fuck off throw in, foot over the line. Edit. Wow! I'll take it!

Perrrrrrrrrrr 1-0!!!!

Fuck, hit it Joe!

Not sure if that was a sitter. xG anyone?

Good strength Che, good save.

Need to get through balls in between the fullback and center back. Floaty crosses to ArmA are way too easy for WHU.

Yeah, nearly a very costly mistake.

We're certainly playing with more intent and energy. Need a goal though.

Nah, he scuffed it...

Forgot about MLG. A true forum expert!

Much better tempo. Come on Saints!

Better. Corner Saints. Wasted by JWP.

Sloppy sloppy sloppy...

FFS! Just leave the ball. Schoolboy stuff! Corner WHU.

At FT there'll probably be a stream of liquid shite coming our of Ralph's mouth about how we're unlucky and doing good things...

Fubo reading off all the rather gruesome stats about Saints, with the Saints Brass band playing in the background. Sounded like a Saints funeral, a slow march towards the championship...

Watched all the other games today and what stood out is just how much slower we play than the others. Also how much more off the ball movement other teams players do. We're so easy to play. Can't see it being any different tomorrow. 0-3.

Both teams not afraid to attack and have a real go. You get rewarded with more wins if you play that way. We play not to lose which would be OK if we got draws and a few counter attack wins out of it but we don't, we get beat 1-0.

Players run with their arms in a limp wristed posture. When they get the ball they say, "ooooh, chase me!" to the oppo players.

Ankerson? Wankerson more like!

Err what?!?! I know we are a small club but who the fuck are Goztepe? Never heard of them.

Saw an article with RH saying that Walcott still has a part to play. He's sewing the seeds early so expect him to start...

They'll have this one circled on the calendar and be rubbing their hands with glee. We'll serve up the usual Ralphball, huff and puff, sideways backwards hoof. They'll probably be total shit but will canter to a 2-0 win.