OttawaSaint

This. It's so fucking dire!

What?!?

Ohia you penis!

Liverpool level. Mané.

Massive dive by Vardy. Why no yellow?

Burnley relegated as things stand.

Newcastle penalty at Turf Moor. Scored, 1-0

Leeds ahead! EDIT: disallowed, VAR

The Armstrong brothers not on same wavelength there...

Spurs ahead in the race for 4th. Up 1-0 at Norwich.

Gary Birtles is breaking out the razor blades. He'll be on suicide watch by HT if the sloppy play of both sides continues.

McCarthy nearly let Vardy pinch it. FFS!

Sitter missed by Leicester.

Liverpool 0-1 Wolves

Fuck it's Gary "moaner" Birtles on DAZN.

Should have just put the ladies team out. Yes, they'll be tired but we'd see much better effort, commitment, and belief.

This is why I'm not behind Ralph anymore. He gets the hump with players and freezes them out. This season he came back from the EUROs absolutely buzzing so RH cooled him off by benching him for the first few games.

Wondering what Ralph tombola will spit out for the lineup today...

Might save myself some time and criticise before the game. Here goes: Shit McC beaten at near post and parried back to striker Wtf is this formation Wtf is this lineup Bednarek, I've seen oil tankers turn quicker Great shot Redmond, scuffed to keeper/20 yards over Is Moi even playing? Shit effort, no passion shower of bastards and passengers Great sub Ralph, AA in the 90+4 minutes! Missed anything?

Wayyyhaaaay!!!!! Happy days!

I hope you are aware that Leeds need to beat Brentford!

0-2 Palace. Palace are really going for it, they want Everton gone! [MLG: note, yes I realize Forfar will have to win 5-2 vs Airdrie]. I wish Saints showed determination like this. [MLG note: yes, aware hey only have 5pts more than us]

Because CF Montreal need to beat FC Toronto...

0-1 Palace!

Dress up like a traffic cone to honour the players...