OttawaSaint

What a shower of absolute cunts. Get our hopes up abs then yet again mail in a dire second half. Everton were there for the taking and we’re now losing 3–1. Fuck off!

Fuck off Ralph, we needed to force the issue bring on fresh legs before now. Same old rabbit in the headlights...

Goalkeeping will kill us this season. A champ level keeper would have tipped that shot wide/over. Awful, awful keeper.

Here we go.

Oh Alex. Ffs

Come on Ralph, freshen it up!!

Ralph waiting until we go 2-1 down to bring subs on...

Come on Ralph, get Stu and KWP on for Theo and Djenepo. Timo to #10.

Ings’ Villa now 3-0 down!

If Djenepo could cross the ball...

Don’t think he could get it out of his feet in time.

Trying the same corner over and over. Mix it up a bit JWP!

There we go again, giving possession away from a throw. Come on!!

Doesn’t take much for us to lose our swagger eh?

Chelsea 3-0 Palace

Trouble is, this is where Ralph fails. He’s now frozen on the touchline unsure whether to make a quick change and get the momentum back or stick with it for now. I’d make a change. He’ll wait until it’s 2-1 and 30 seconds left.

Everton absolutely buzzing now and our heads are down. Get it back lads!

Before that was a problem we never addressed last season. Throw ins. We had it and for some reason we throw it away and give Everton the ball. Twenty seconds later it’s in our net.

That’s why we need a decent keeper. A decent keeper would have screamed and claimed that easy ball. Church mouse Alex just stays on his line so Salisu has to at least head it up over the bar. All our good play ruined.

FFS, why Salisu? We had the throw in and just threw it to them. Wakey fucking wakey!

HT scores: Everton 0-1 Saints Burnley (Tarkovsky) 1-0 BHA Chelsea (Alonso, Pulisic) 2-0 Palace Leicester (Vardy) 1-0 Wolves Watford (Bonaventure, Sarr) 2-0 Villa

Bonus: Wont be needing my half time wank. Jizzed myself already after that cracking goal and Tino’s great feet.

Great tracking back by AA. I love him already!

Chelsea 2-0 Palace Leicester 1-0 Wolves Watford 2-0 Villa

JWP’s corners poor so far. Djenepo frustrating as he usually does.