OttawaSaint

Mini!!!!

He’s the new Scott Marshall! mlg: I realize the aforementioned players do not share any genetic ties...

That’s just plain unlucky. We are utterly cursed right now.

Bednarek scores...for them!

You can tell Ings’ confidence is shot because he blasted that, confident Ings usually just dinks those in.

Early season Ings scores that. Fuck!

I want to think he’s just off form but it feels like he’s sulking...

Our final ball is fucking horrific. Redmond bog ends it at Ings.

Newcastle’s tails are up now. mlg: I am aware homo sapiens no longer have tails...

Dangerous challenge by Maximin before he got clear.

1-0 fuck

Forgot my mlg note. Damn!

To be fair, he did quickly roll up his sleeves before making his run. mlg: I know, it was a joke.

Not pen? Ings off.

To annoy us. It’s annoying because it gives the striker shooting practice against the oppo goalie. mlg: yes I know they practice in training...

Wait, Mike Dean is checking it, they’re saying Vestergaard’s buttcheek is really really long....

Close, good ball Redmond, Minamino just missed it’s connection. Wilson scores....offside...

Minamino looking lively so far.

A magpie?

Ooh red shorts. mlg notes: yes I’m aware there are different shades of red and different people can have differences in colour perception...

Remember United (7-1) and Everton (7-1) putting 7 past us, Arsenal 6, Luton 6 (6-1), Spurs (6-2 aet), Charlton 5 (5-0) and Derby I think getting 5 against us too.

Great that we get Beds back but they should be taking action. We are left to bear the brunt of the 9-0 crowing because a twat with a whistle can't or won't do his job correctly.

Gretzky was 99? Joking! Of course I do. I think Bradley Wright Phillips was #99 for New York RedBulls!

My score in this week’s FPL...99! Cheeky bastards!!!

I thought Saturday was bordering on corrupt but after seeing that I’m certain. Dean set out to manufacture that result. As soon as he saw it was 4-0 he did everything he could to get the headline. I know it sounds like sour grapes but that was not an offside goal and if that’s a penalty and red then I’m a Dutchman. Cheats. Fine, we were shit, 6-0 would have been ok but fuck those cheats for doing this to us.