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West Ham going to ground a lot. Ref buying it.

Really want to see Djenepo running at them, tempt a few fouls or open things up.

Haller ran straight into Bednarek, gets free kick.

Nice footwork from Djenepo. Want to see more of that.

Ohhh Adams overbooked the pass. Saints playing well so far.

Adams took a kick to the head there.

It was really close. Didn’t see any lines drawn on my feed (DAZN).

Yep. 3 in a row.

Yessssssss! Ings!!! Nope: offside again. Jesus.

I was wrong to think you might understand. Keep trying mate, the lightbulb will eventually go on. You don’t have to let your limitations hold you back. Be brave!

I’d better get my crayons out then.

Come on Saints! MLG and Turkish notes: this statement isn’t to be taken literally but is my rallying cry for the team I support to play well and win.

I like him and appreciate what he’s done for us over the years. He wasn’t very good in the Fulham game (I guess “gash” was a little harsh, sorry Shane) but I think it highlights how badly we need replacements. I wonder what happened to Obafemi, he was the hero in our game just one year ago.

No. I’m only on holiday. I’m a teacher in what is the equivalent of sixth form here. It’s been an exhausting semester so I’m just relaxing and letting off a bit of steam. Apologies to the Shane Long fans, I’m sure he’s a nice man but I think he’d be better suited in the Championship.

I’m like the Shane Long of Saintsweb, I’m fast and put in a lot of effort...

Shane Long was utter gash. He barely got near the ball and when he did he fell over trying to con the referee. He’s not EPL quality and shouldn’t be anywhere near our matchday squad. This “his effort level” excuse doesn’t cut it, he didn’t show any more effort than anyone else on the pitch. The only reason he got the nod is because Ralph doesn’t trust the young lads and for whatever reason Obafemi has regressed and is not in Ralph’s plans right now.

Not buying it. I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t know when to use an apostrophe or not.

That’s a great result for us! MLG and Turkish notes: This is based on nothing other than my opinion and I have not consulted the historical statistics for all the relevant fixtures, climate, nutritional requirements of the players, or even the demographics of their upbringings. Thank you.

It seems MLG has been hoist by his own petard...

Oh no, was I being pedantic? Annoying isn’t it? Anyway...

Yeah it’s been terrible. Fancy me hoping that Djenepo could be half as good as Mané. Thank you for taking time from your busy day to set me straight. We’re lucky to have fans of your caliber posting on this site.

Both those teams have sold players this season.

Which two?

Yes, I’m furious that we have a player equal to Mané that we keep on the bench until there’s 30 seconds left.

Looks like Turkish bot got an MLG v3.7 update for Christmas...